I picture two scenarios, one more realistic than the other, where the Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife is going to come in very handy. First scenario, you’re out of ammo and the hottie from across the street is now a zombie stalking you down….What do you […]
For bartenders who want to look like a tough guy, I am happy to introduce this Butterfly Knife Styled Bottle Opener. You get all of the action and flourish of a butterfly knife, with the practical ability to open bottles. Remember how fun it was […]
Hopefully by now you’ve got a good idea of what to get your dad for Father’s Day. But if not, you can never go wrong with giving him a nice bottle opener. GeekAlerts has no shortage of unique bottle openers to show you, from Star […]
So you’ve already got several bottle openers. You probably don’t have one that looks like the Death Star, though. May the Star Wars Death Star Bottle Opener be with you. We give the Death Star major props for its sound architectural design. As demonstrated by the LEGO version […]
We like items that can serve several functions. The Knuckle Duster Bottle Opener serves as a bottle opener and a pair of brass knuckles in one. It is made of heavy gauge solid steel and is a true man’s bottle opener. Open a beer, knock […]
Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will enjoy this Cthulhu Bottle Opener. Sometimes you need a hand opening your bottle. Sometimes a tentacle or two. Or three. Cthulhu to the rescue. This novelty bottle opener is made from tough urethane resin with a solid steel bottle opener […]
So you are drinking a beer while you are catching up on your Marvel comics. I can’t think of a more fitting bottle opener to use. This Marvel Silver Surfer Bottle Opener is geektastic. This bottle opener is nicely detailed and is shaped like Silver […]
Sunglasses have more or less become staples in fashion, not only for appearances’ sake, but also for its practical uses. Shades protect your eyes against the glare of the sun when you’re outdoors, but what the Brewsees Eyewear lets you do that others don’t is open […]
This Cast Iron 4 Eyed Lady Face Bottle Opener is sure to be a conversation starter as guests ask where you got it, why it looks so weird and if they can use it or not. She’s kind of hard to look at, which is […]
Use the power of the almighty bunny to open your bottles. No one has stronger front teeth. This Bottle Bunny Bottle Opener is the cute way to open your favorite beverages. This bunny will be your new best friend in the kitchen. It measures 4 […]
If you need a bottle opener that reminds you of getting a close shave, check out this Bottle Blade bottle opener. It may not be razor sharp, but it doesn’t need to be to open your bottles. This bottle opener makes quite a statement sitting […]
If you need help opening your bottles, why not employ a zombie to do it for you? They are used to sinking their teeth into brains anyway, so you would be saving a human. This Zombie Bottle Opener is ready and willing to do the […]
Some people celebrate the 4th of July, Saint Patrick’s Day and other holiday events with a good lager, so why not celebrate Pi Day with a beer or two and pop them open with the Pi Solid Steel Bottle Opener. Made from solid steel, this […]
This Iron Gargoyle Bottle Opener is ready and willing to be your drinking buddy. Well, he won’t be drinking with you, but he will be opening your drinks with his teeth. He looks like he’s had a few too many anyway. He’s made of solid […]
You might not have been able to fulfill your childhood dreams of becoming a police officer, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get your hands on your very own police badge. This Police Badge Bottle Opener from Kikkerland is polished steel and features the typical […]
Do you consider yourself a card shark? A gambler. An ace of aces? If you do, it’s time to ante up and get this Casino Bottle Opener. Because an Ace in the hole, or in this case, an ace with a hole, is exactly what […]
She’s the fastest ship in the galaxy. She’ll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts and she can even open your favorite bottled drink. The Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener is for popping […]
Does your significant other give you weird looks when you mention the coming Zombie Apocalypse, 2012, or other end of the world scenarios? If so, we feel your pain and apparently so does the maker of this Dead On Annihilator Superhammer. Sure, you can tell […]
If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one […]
The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life. Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the fields and occasionally impaled a villager, but they were very solitary creatures, climbing rainbows and sitting alone at hotel […]
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