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Do you consider yourself a card shark? A gambler. An ace of aces? If you do, it’s time to ante up and get this Casino Bottle Opener. Because an Ace in the hole, or in this case, an ace with a hole, is exactly what you need to open beverages. The slim design fits in [...]

She’s the fastest ship in the galaxy. She’ll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts and she can even open your favorite bottled drink. The Star Wars Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener is for popping open that brew that you smuggled past the Imperial blockade. [...]

Does your significant other give you weird looks when you mention the coming Zombie Apocalypse, 2012, or other end of the world scenarios? If so, we feel your pain and apparently so does the maker of this Dead On Annihilator Superhammer. Sure, you can tell your significant other it’s a multi-purpose hand “tool” that makes [...]

If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one definitely takes the cake when it comes to creepiness. Maybe [...]

The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life.  Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the fields and occasionally impaled a villager, but they were very solitary creatures, climbing rainbows and sitting alone at hotel bars.  The Unicorn Corkscrew gives these majestic creatures a new [...]

Just because Movember has come and gone that doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy a good Mustache. The Handlebar Mustache Wine Corkscrew and Bottle Opener is a great way to have some laughs with friends as you throwback a few beers or enjoy a nice bottle of wine. Designed by Steve Buss, this Handlebar Mustache [...]

GeekAlerts first introduced you to the Opena iPhone 4 Bottle Opener Case several months ago. Since it was so well liked, we decided to run one of our free giveaways allowing our readers a chance to win this Opena Case. The Opena Case fits both the iPhone 4 & 4S and it’s a great way [...]

A lot of people haven’t ever been to Paris, but most of them have already heard of the Eiffel tower. I mean, who hasn’t? It’s one of the most iconic structures in the world, with its image on cards, bags, clothes, towels, and even cufflinks. And now it’s also on stuff that you use to [...]

Keep this Denture Bottle Opener away from people with real dentures because they’ll probably end up with a not-so-pleasant surprise in their mouths if you don’t. It’s kind of like the Switch Pop Bottle Opener in the sense that it’s a bottle opener designed and disguised to look like something that’s completely different from it. [...]

Thor’s hammer is truly powerful. If you saw the movie, you would know this. About the only thing we didn’t see him do with it is open a bottle. Now with the Thor Bottle Opener, you have the power of Thor. Good thing it isn’t full size or it would destroy your bottle. This hammer [...]

Fool your friends and always be ready to open your favorite beverage with this Switch Pop Bottle Opener. It looks like a switchblade, but acts like a bottle opener. It’s more handy than deadly,but no matter. This 7 inch long stainless steel switchblade-style bottle opener has a cool pearlized handle that opens your beer caps [...]

Are you looking for a quick and easy gift idea that will make any outdoorsman happy? The True Utility Key Tool is a cheap and very practical little gadget that you can have on you almost all the time. Designed to slide over a key on your keychain, you won’t even know it’s there until [...]