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Bottle caps are tough for mortal men to open. We could use a little help. Like from some Marvel heroes. This Marvel Heroes Collage Bottle Opener is just the ticket. It’s the perfect way to pop the top off any bottle with a geeky twist of the wrist. This 5 inch tall Marvel Heroes [...]

This Walking Dead Zombie Metal Bottle Opener will open your bottles zombie style…by using the hole in its head. This bottle opener depicts a dispatched zombie head from The Walking Dead series. It is a gruesome 3 1/2-inch solid metal bottle opener that will look great on your fridge. Just pop your [...]

Where are all the robots we were promised? I should have a robot washing the dishes and serving me beer by now? Well, at least this Robottle Robot Corkscrew will do a job for us. Like opening our wine bottles. This cute wine corkscrew is shaped like robot and like a robot, it has [...]

You loved the comic books. You loved the movie. Now prepare for the Marvel Ghost Rider Bottle Opener. It will open all of your bottled drinks with the Spirit of Vengeance. Just insert the cap between Ghost Rider’s jaw and he will do all of the work for you. Thankfully without actually setting his [...]

This Marvel Galactus Bottle Opener is the coolest bottle opener yet for Marvel fans. It will open all of your bottles and look good doing it. It will also look great on your fridge as it waits to be of service. So the next time you get thirsty, use the Devourer of Worlds to [...]

Fans of the Marvel Comic Punisher will appreciate this Marvel Comics Punisher Bottle Opener. The Punisher himself would approve. It’s the perfect bottle opener to go with that Punisher shirt you love to wear. This solid metal bottle opener is created in the shape of the Punisher’s iconic skull [...]

Here is a barware set that is out of this world. As in, from a long time ago and a galaxy far away. This Star Wars Pewter Barware Set has everything you need for your geeky bar. You get the Darth Vader corkscrew, a Yoda wine stopper, a C-3PO foil cutter and an R2-D2 [...]

Why slay Dragons? They can be of so much help to us. Take this Gothic Dragon Bottle Opener. This Dragon will open your bottles without even spitting fire and ruining your ice cold drink. I say befriend the Dragons. They will help you to quench your thirst. This solid cast iron bottle opener is [...]

In the Star Wars universe, droids help with everything. They help on the farm, they serve drinks on Jabba’s sail barge and do other menial tasks. So if you need help opening a bottle, let a droid help you with this Star Wars R2-D2 Bottle Opener. This 4″ solid metal bottle opener is nicely [...]

Shooting bottle caps as you snap your fingers is fun, but the Bottle Opening Cap Launcher is sure to have you drinking more than you should. This fun bottle cap opener allows you to take precise aim at your targets and saves you from that occasional misfire. Just pop the cap as you would [...]

Crafted from aerospace grade titanium, the Titanium Utility Ring is something worthy of a classic Bond film. The ring features a bottle opener, a straight blade, a serrated blade, a saw and a tiny comb. The ring is 9mm wide and is made to your specific finger size. It has a brushed finish on [...]

A true Jedi either opens a beer with the force or with their lightsaber. That’s because Jedi rock. And now you can open your bottles with a lightsaber too with this Star Wars Lightsaber Sound Effect Bottle Opener. Just like a true Jedi. It looks exactly like the weapon wielded by Jedi Knights all [...]

Maybe you want to remind yourself that you have a child. Maybe you want to drop the hint to others that you are expecting a baby. Whatever the reason you choose this bottle opener, you will be opening bottles in style. The Pacifier Bottle Opener will pacify you by opening a nice cold brew. [...]

There’s no denying that Domo is an amazing Japanese phenomenon. And now he wants to open your bottles with his teeth. This solid metal Domo Bottle Opener features Domo just as he always is: mouth wide open showing his teeth. Who better to open your bottles? This cute and geeky bottle opener measures [...]

I’m a sucker for Space Invaders merchandise. Probably because I played the arcade machine so often as a kid. So I am getting this Space Invaders Bottle Opener. I could use a little alien to help me open my beer. It’s nice to see one of these aliens helping with something instead of attacking [...]