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A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Kit

Conner Flynn — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:17:58 +0000

Everyone loves cupcakes. Combine cupcakes with Zombies and you have a winning geek combo in the A Zombie Ate My Cupcake Kit. This recipe book is all about gory and disgusting treats. This illustrated cookbook tells you how to do everything to make gruesome cupcakes, whether it is Morbid Meringue Bones, Marzipan Beetles or Cherry [...]

Zombie Love Book

Conner Flynn — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:28:39 +0000

Need some undead dating tips? The Zombie Love book will help guide you, teaching you the dos and don’ts of zombie dating. There’s nothing worse than two undead zombies on a dead date. This book covers every detail that you need, from Zombie love, dating, marriage and even children. If you ever become a Zombie [...]

Star Wars Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side

Conner Flynn — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:13:03 +0000

The secrets of the Sith can now be at your fingertips, with the Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side. Just push a button and the door of the pyramid case lifts, accompanied by lights and Star Wars sound effects. The secrets are now yours my young apprentice. It contains the writings of various [...]

The Book of Totally Irresponsible Science

Hazel Chua — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:28:23 +0000

Imagine if a book told you that you could turn milk into stone or make a potato gun. Fancy growing a Frankenstein head as well? The experiments and discussions you’ll find in the Book of Totally Irresponsible Science will boggle your mind as well as provide some entertainment for you and your little one. Enjoy [...]

Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book

Hazel Chua — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 15:10:40 +0000

You can play a lot of games when you’re alone (like Solitaire Chess or the Lighted Solitaire Electronic Game), but one game you can’t play solo is tic-tac-toe–until now, that is. The Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book has over 1,400 pages that will play out various combinations of the simple game with you. The Tic [...]

Book Set Desk Clock

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:28:34 +0000

It’s weird, but I always have a stack of something on my desk each and every time. Last Monday it was a stack of old Reader’s Digests that I was donating to the library. Yesterday it was a stack of reports and contracts that I had to look through and sign, respectively. But when all [...]

BookBook for iPhone

Conner Flynn — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:12:08 +0000

Have you ever left the house and forgotten all of your important things? Like your wallet and/or your phone? Well, the BookBook for iPhone can help to make sure that you always have your important things with you at all times. It puts your iPhone as well as other important items in a book for [...]

Green Lantern Power Ring Kit

Hazel Chua — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 06:32:38 +0000

When I watched Green Lantern with my friends, the movie left me wanting for more. I enjoyed watching Ryan Reynolds in the film and seeing him take on the role of the Green Lantern. I think I’m a fan of the Green Lantern franchise because of Reynolds and this Green Lantern Power Ring Kit brought [...]

The End Bookend

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:26:44 +0000

We at GeekAlerts are big fans of cleverly-crafted bookends. Maybe you’ve seen the Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends, taking us back to an epic movie scene, or the cool Portal Bookends with a wooden guy making his journey to the flipside. Though not as visually stimulating as the latter bookends, here is a thought-provoking bookend demonstrating that words can sometimes [...]

DC Comics: The Ultimate Character Guide Book

Conner Flynn — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:45:13 +0000

Whether you know all of the DC Comics characters by heart, or are just getting to know them, the DC Comics: The Ultimate Character Guide Book will tell you everything that you need to know. Learn the history of DC’s most famous heroes as it features an alphabetical list of heroes and villains from the [...]

Dictionary Diversion Book Safe

Hazel Chua — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:29:05 +0000

It pays to take the extra mile nowadays to keep your valuables safe. I mean, you never know when crooks might come thieving in your home or office. Joining the ranks of the Spy Bolt Covert Secret Container, Electrical Outlet Hidden Wall Safe, and the Sprinkler Hide-A-Key, is the Dictionary Diversion Book Safe. On the outside, [...]

How To Speak Zombie

Hazel Chua — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:27:55 +0000

Halloween is coming up, and if you’re thinking about dressing up as a zombie this year, then you definitely need to add this volume to your library: How To Speak Zombie. I mean, if you’ve already geared up with the Plush Zombie Hat, Plush Zombie Slippers, and tote the Zombie Monkey Plush around, then you might as well learn [...]

Filming the Undead

Conner Flynn — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:33:24 +0000

So, you want to make a Zombie film. You and every other fanboy. But where do you start? The Filming the Undead book will tell you everything you need to know. How much blood should spurt out of an undead limb? How do you make flesh dangle from the side of a Zombie head? You [...]

Zombie in Love Book

Conner Flynn — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:40:55 +0000

Zombies are one of our deadliest enemies. One of our most feared dead/undead things. But not all of them need to be feared. Some are nice. Some are just looking for love, like in this Zombie in Love Book. It’s a geeky tale of a zombie named Mortimer, who is looking for that special girl [...]

Spineless Classics Poster

Hazel Chua — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:45:24 +0000

While geeks would consider That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale a fitting book for kids (just for some, anyway) and A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek Book something that all women should read, they probably won’t make the cut to be made into one of these Spineless Classics Poster. Mainly because, [...]

The Man’s Manual

James Kelly — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:25:37 +0000

Even the manliest men sometimes find it hard being a man. Do you think Clint Eastwood always knew how to grit his teeth and fire a six shooter? I’m sure Blondie needed a lesson or two somewhere. Whether you’re built like Terry Crews or McLovin, The Man’s Manual is here for you. With 247 pages, [...]

The Pirate Dictionary

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 05:17:18 +0000

If you didn’t understand people at the office today, you’re not going crazy, you just didn’t know it was International Talk Like A Pirate Day. To get ready for next year, you need The Pirate Dictionary by Terry Breverton. After reading the Pirate Dictionary, you’ll not only understand your friends next September 19, you’ll be [...]

The Pirate Primer Book

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:54:09 +0000

For Talk Like A Pirate Day we’ve been covering a lot of pirate related products. One of them, the Pirattitude Book, taught you how to be a pirate, but today we don’t need to BE a pirate or even ACT like a pirate—we only need to TALK like a pirate. For this you need to [...]

That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale

James Kelly — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:25:30 +0000

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cute kids books (My Little Geek) and while this book is still cute, it’s not for everyone. That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale is a 32 page illustrated book that will help get your mature kids ready for the inevitable zombie invasion. When the time comes [...]

Stacked Paperback Wallpaper

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:27:55 +0000

With all these swanky products you see on GeekAlerts, non-geeks are starting to turn into wannabes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here is a geeky choice of wallpaper, because you know wallpaper is all back in style again. The Stacked Paperback Wallpaper gives your walls a little book-nerd fashion, even if you’ve never picked up a [...]

Thumb Wars

Conner Flynn — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:55:42 +0000

As kids we have all thumb wrestled. By the time we get into adulthood we are thumb wrestling veterans. Well, when it comes time to introduce your own kids to thumb wrestling, you’ll want to check out this Thumb Wars kit. It comes with a handy “Sleeve of Doom”, which keeps both contenders together and [...]

101 Sci-Fi Movies You Must See Before You Die Book

Conner Flynn — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 14:26:45 +0000

Everyone’s tastes differ when it comes to great Sci-Fi movies, so this book is a great conversation starter and is great for fueling geek disagreements. The 101 Sci-Fi Movies You Must See Before You Die Book is a must have for geeks everywhere. Each movie in this book has a plot summary, cast and crew, [...]

My Little Geek ABC Book

Conner Flynn — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 14:24:15 +0000

Kids that are learning the alphabet have a lot of options on how they learn, however geeky parents might want to teach them in a geeky way by using the My Little Geek ABC Book. This book will teach your kids the ABCs while letting them associate the letters of the alphabet with geeky things. [...]

A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek Book

Ryan Cooper — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:17:47 +0000

Thousands of nerds around the world erupted in rage over writer Alyssa Bereznak admitting in an Article on Gizmodo that she dumped a guy for being a geek. More specifically, she was horrified to learn that her date she met on OKcupid, Jon Finkel, was in fact a Magic the Gathering World Champion. Perhaps instead [...]