Tag: beard

Elder Scrolls Nord Beard

I used to be able to grow a beard like you. Until I took an arrow to the face. This Elder Scrolls Nord Beard will have you looking wise as an old man. Or at least wise as a Nord traveling the land of Skyrim. It will also keep you warm in cold weather. Chicks [...]

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The Beard Beer by Rogue

That overgrown facial hair known as a beard can do things like keep your face warm, but did you know it can also be used to make something to drink? The Beard Beer by Rogue offers a chance for your stomach to benefit from all those years one man refused to touch a [...]

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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu Beard. [...]

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Santa Beard Head

Santa Beard Head Hat

We at GeekAlerts love bearded hats and we’ve shown you some really cool ones in the past: Cthulhu Ski Mask, Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm, Neff Lumberjack Beard Hat and The Original Beard Hat. All of them are fun; but none of them offer the warm, fuzzy [...]

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Dwarven Beard with Hat

Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm

If you fancy yourself as a dwarf from the Lord of the Rings trilogy or you just love wearing unique attire, this Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm is sure to earn you a few satisfying looks when you put it on. Made from 100% acrylic yarn, this Dwarven Beard will [...]

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Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard

Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard

If you loved The Original Beard Hat then meet its first cousin once removed, the Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard. This facial contraption gives macho beaus a more defined, angular chin compared to the Original Beard Hat, which has more of a rounded [...]

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Official Leprechaun Facial Fur

Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz

Hooray, St. Patrick’s Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If you’re having difficulties growing fiery-red sideburns like I am, then it’s time to take a shortcut and get the complete set of Official [...]

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Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most people will be none the wiser. [...]

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Beardski

Beardski

The Beardski makes you look wise beyond your years and is part insulating ski mask, part fake beard. Hopefully you won’t be mistaken for a Yeti. The best part is, you didn’t have to take years growing all that beard hair. Since you look older, you look [...]

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Cthulhu Ski Mask

Cthulhu Ski Mask

There’s just something about the Cthulhu that just creeps me out. H.P. Lovecraft probably made it up when he woke up from a terrible nightmare or something, because I can’t imagine what he was thinking when he came up with the Cthulhu. Of course, you can [...]

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Nightmare Before Christmas Santa Jack Hat with Beard

Nightmare Before Christmas Santa Jack Hat with Beard

Forget the traditional Santa hat and beard. We’ve been doing that for years. Celebrate in Nightmare Before Christmas style with this Nightmare Before Christmas Santa Jack Hat with Beard. Look just like Jack. Turn your Santa Suit from Ho-hum to Ho-Ho-Ho with this [...]

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beard acrylic yarn hat

The Original Beard Hat

I have this adorable little nephew who just can’t wait to grow up to be “just like his dad,” and that’s in his very own words. I’m not sure if he meant it personality wise though; because the next thing I knew, he was scrambling to the [...]

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I'm a Man Beard Novelty

I’m a Man Beard

Beards have been known to change people completely. Look at how that bushy beard transformed Joaquin Phoenix into a major punk when he was a guest on Letterman a couple years ago. If you’re looking for a drastic change, maybe the I’m a Man Beard is the [...]

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Inflatable Beard

Inflatable Beard

Beards are cool. They make you look distinguished and wise. They often speak of authority and character. However, some men lack the necessary extra shot of testosterone to grow a good beard. For those people there is always the Inflatable [...]

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