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Yes, I realize it is still winter in many places, but good things go fast and you can expect this Hello Kitty Wink Polka Dot Bikini to sell fast. The bottom and top are sold separately, so you can go with one or both. The outer shell is made from a combination of 82% nylon [...]

It may be a little cold in most places to start thinking about sandals and the beach, but 2012 is here and if you want something cool, you need to get it before everyone else does. These Keyboard Sandals are accurate right down to the LED lights representing Caps Lock and can be worn indoors [...]

Just because your friends are headed south for the tropics doesn’t mean you have to get jealous of them. Instead, with a little help from your imagination, you can make yourself believe that you are on a white sand beach, barefoot, sipping Coronas with limes. All you need is something to focus on like a photo or better yet, the Beach in a Box. [...]

One of the reasons why I usually decline invitations to go on video chats or conferences with my friends is because my room is usually messy. I just prefer to go on voice conferences or just do plain old chat instead. If that’s one of the main reasons why you avoid letting people view your [...]

We live in a culture that’s all about instant gratification lately. I mean, if you live in some tropical country, you can just whip up a batch of Instant Snow. If you’re in need for some instant loving, then you can just get one of these Instant Love Inflatable Hearts. If you’ve somehow soiled your [...]

The Frostfire Moonbag Changing Mat reminds me of a scene from the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, which was the last installment of the entire Harry Potter movie franchise. There was a scene where the heroic trio of, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, were changing into dry clothes after a particularly daring [...]

Planning a warm winter trip this year? Now what would make a trip to the beach better? Beach towels do fine, but to be honest, they aren’t very comfortable. Most people don’t mind because comfort isn’t one of the things they’re looking for when they go oceanside–however, it’s very much a reality now with the [...]

Media paints the portrait of a beautiful woman as someone who’s, well, gifted in the chest area. If you weren’t born with naturally huge appendages, then the Beach Ball Bikini Top might help you get closer to your desired cup size without having to take any miracle pills or supplements. No plastic surgery required here either.

There are plenty of ways to look like a moron in the water. You could get on a Hand Pedal Float, pretend you’re Boba Fett and strap on a JetLev Flyer Water Jet Pack, or roll around in the ocean waves on a Floating Nuclear Globe.

Show your superhero style on the beach with any of these new Batman and Superman Beach Towels. There are 3 Superman styles and 3 Batman styles to choose from, so whether you are a fan of the Man of Steel or the Caped Crusader, you have cool designs to choose from.

Put away those flimsy little nylon bikinis and instead strut your stuff in this Solar-Powered Bikini. Aside from being on a totally different level, it makes your already smoking bod look even better by accentuating all the right curves. More than that, it can also charge up your iPod, smartphone, or any other device via [...]

Imagine lazing around the pool as the summer sun beats down on you. You’re on your floater when splashes of water suddenly rain down on you. You take your shades off and see your sister’s kids being rowdy in the water a few feet away. You lean forward to move your floater when you lose [...]