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The bathroom is a taboo subject for most; and there really is almost no reason why you would need to discuss it openly with people anyway.  But let’s be honest with ourselves, we all use it and we all have seen some very gross places that make you walkout as fast as you walked in. [...]

A lot of companies have come up with products to help neat freaks along, especially in the bathroom. There’s the Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap to help keep the odors at bay, while the Nano UV Wand sanitizes the toilet seat after a quick swipe or two. And for those who absolutely abhor having to lift the toilet [...]

Have you looked inside your bathroom lately? Emergency Toilet Paper in place? Check. The Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper still in stock to prevent boring Number 2 times? Check. So now it’s time to tackle something more serious than bathroom entertainment: the smell. So what’s an easy and quick way to prevent your “deposits” from [...]

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good old number two, care [...]

Getting kids to wash up can be difficult, so why not give them something they can relate to.  The Console Controller Soaps are handcrafted to look like the Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360 and retro NES controllers.  You kids will love washing their hands with these glycerine based, Mountain Dew scented soaps.  When the gamer just [...]

Your toothbrush does a lot to keep your pearly whites looking their best, so reward your toothbrush with a fresh dwelling place such as the Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder.  Unlike real grass that eventually turns brown and crunchy, the Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder will stay forever green, like Astro Turf. The holder even looks a lot like toothbrush bristles; or like a tuft of grass [...]

I recently saw Katy Perry’s music video to her song E.T., which was a collaborating between her and Kanye West. Can I just say she looked totally smokin’ in a weird, alien sort of way? That kind of got me thinking a lot about all things extraterrestrial, which eventually leads to something out-of-this-world to wipe [...]

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and think about it by recording a message and putting the [...]

A lot of people fall flat on their faces and sustain serious injuries while they’re trying to wash their feet in the shower. I’ve had my moments in shower where I had to hold on for dear life on the door handle in mid-slip. To help making washing your feet easier though, there’s the Easy Feet.

Do you know someone who takes their time on the toilet? Are you constantly asking if they have fallen in, while you wait with your knees crossed? Well, if you do, Toilet Tee Time is the perfect gag gift.

Is the Periodic Table Shower Curtain too geeky for you? Do you think that the Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtain is borderline creepy? Then show off those sleek curves and play the role of a sultry temptress with the Sexy Shower Curtain.

Door knobs are germy. It’s just a fact of life. Especially bathroom doors in public places, where you know a lot of people are not washing their hands. What will save us from this plight? The Toepener, that’s what.