Hula Vinyl Shower Curtain
Design

Hula Vinyl Shower Curtain

What a person eats speaks volumes about him. What a person wears, too. And also what a person drinks, watches, and reads. But to really get to know someone straight off the bat, just take a peek into his bathroom and take a look at […]

Ice Cream Shower Cap
Style

Ice Cream Shower Cap

You’ve got the Vinyl Zombie Rubber Duckies to help make bath time in the tub more fun for your kids or wards. But it isn’t as easy to get them to take a half bath when they’re feeling sick and fatigued. So what do you do? […]

Soap On A Rope
Design

Soap on a Rope

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as […]

Colorful Devil Duckies
Toys

Colorful Devil Duckies

What’s worse, a bath full of Zombie Duckies or a bath full or Colorful Devil Duckies? There’s only one way to find out; get both and get in there and settle this. Hopefully the duckies don’t form some type of evil union workforce, that will […]

Barack Obama Toilet Paper
Design

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]

Devil Duckie Bubble Bath
Toys

Devil Duckie Bubble Bath

It’s often hard to get kids to take baths on their own–and it’s even harder to get them to get into the tub or bathroom in the first place. So what’s a distressed mother to do? Call on the slightly scary although still adorable Devil […]

5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer
Design

5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer

Nothing could possibly be more annoying than having to wait close to an hour before you can use the bathroom or take a shower. Unfortunately, that’s the sad truth you have to live with, especially if you’re renting a place with colleagues or sharing a […]

Money Toilet Paper
Design

Money Toilet Paper

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, […]

Shampoo Rinse Cup
Design

Shampoo Rinse Cup

When it comes to bathing her kids, my sister needs all the help she can get. One thing that wasn’t always easy to avoid was making sure that the shampoo and the suds didn’t get into her kids’ eyes–until she discovered the Shampoo Rinse Cup, that […]

Hand Soap
Design

“Hand” Soap

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why […]

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Design

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]

Public Toilet Survival Kit
Design

Public Toilet Survival Kit

The bathroom is a taboo subject for most; and there really is almost no reason why you would need to discuss it openly with people anyway.  But let’s be honest with ourselves, we all use it and we all have seen some very gross places […]

Toilet Seat Lifter
Gadgets

Toilet Seat Lifter

A lot of companies have come up with products to help neat freaks along, especially in the bathroom. There’s the Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap to help keep the odors at bay, while the Nano UV Wand sanitizes the toilet seat after a quick swipe or two. And […]

Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap
Design

Poo-Pourri and Trap-a-Crap

Have you looked inside your bathroom lately? Emergency Toilet Paper in place? Check. The Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper still in stock to prevent boring Number 2 times? Check. So now it’s time to tackle something more serious than bathroom entertainment: the smell. So what’s […]

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper
Design

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your […]

Console Controller Soaps
Design

Console Controller Soaps

Getting kids to wash up can be difficult, so why not give them something they can relate to.  The Console Controller Soaps are handcrafted to look like the Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360 and retro NES controllers.  You kids will love washing their hands with these […]

Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder
Design

Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder

Your toothbrush does a lot to keep your pearly whites looking their best, so reward your toothbrush with a fresh dwelling place such as the Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder.  Unlike real grass that eventually turns brown and crunchy, the Grassy Green Toothbrush Holder will stay forever green, like Astro Turf. The holder even looks […]

Alien Toilet Paper
Design

Alien Toilet Paper

I recently saw Katy Perry’s music video to her song E.T., which was a collaborating between her and Kanye West. Can I just say she looked totally smokin’ in a weird, alien sort of way? That kind of got me thinking a lot about all […]

Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser
Gadgets

Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting grossed out by guests and friends asking to use your toilet and not flushing when they’re done? Then let them know what you feel and […]