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Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper

Patra Beaulieu — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:10:37 +0000

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to the toilet suddenly turn into long excursions to the think tank. Things We [...]

Jonny Glow

Hazel Chua — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:30:36 +0000

Don’t you just hate it when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom? And not just because your sleep is interrupted, but also because you usually bump into what seems like a hundred different things before you finally make your way to the toilet? Installing a nightlight might [...]

Tub Mug

Hazel Chua — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:08:28 +0000

Have you ever wanted to have a drink while relaxing in your bathtub, or even when you’re in your shower? Sometimes, your thirst can wait, but for those times when it can’t, there’s the Tub Mug. You never know when you might need a quick sip of something more than just shower water. Something like [...]

Rubik’s Cube Soap

Hazel Chua — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:22:48 +0000

I’m a huge fan of Rubik’s cubes, although I’m really bad at solving them. And by bad, I mean that it usually takes me close to half an hour to get one cube done. But if there’s one cube that’s perpetually “solved,” it’s this Rubik’s Cube Soap. It looks just like a Rubik’s cube, except [...]

Social Shower Curtain

Conner Flynn — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:14:01 +0000

You post all of your information for the world to see on your social networks. So much so that it’s like a wall of info with you on the other side wearing nothing but your birthday suit. So you could say that social networks are a lot like the Social Shower Curtain. Let others read [...]

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Hazel Chua — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:18:33 +0000

I find it harder and harder to get out of bed lately. Maybe because we just celebrated the holidays, or maybe it’s because I’m just getting lazier and lazier with each passing day. So if you’re like me and need more than just a cold shower to shock you to your senses early each morning, [...]

Utility Pockets Shower Curtain

Hazel Chua — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:24:38 +0000

Do you often start showering when you realize that you either left your shampoo or shower cap or facial wash somewhere on the bathroom sink? Nothing is more annoying than having to get out of the shower to get whatever it is that you need in the middle of your bath. So to make things [...]

Fish ‘n Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit

James Kelly — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:20:17 +0000

A lot of people put interesting artwork, magazines, or even novelty toilet paper in their bathrooms to take your mind off what they are there to do. I’m not really sure that it is a good idea to be distracting someone that probably has attention issues to begin with, why else would they pay attention [...]

LED Kitchen Sink Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

Hazel Chua — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:26:39 +0000

Wait a minute; is that cherry soda you’re washing your hands with? Why is your tap suddenly overflowing with a blue-colored energy drink? Other people might stare and watch in amazement as you flick on your LED Kitchen Sink Faucet Sprayer Nozzle to wash your hands only to have some sort of colored liquid come out [...]

Domo Toilet Paper Cover

Hazel Chua — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:21:46 +0000

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it up) with the Domo Toilet Paper Cover? It serves the useful [...]

Shewee Extreme

Hazel Chua — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:04:45 +0000

I’ve said it time and time again that it’s unfair how guys can just pee wherever they want to and girls can’t do the same (for obvious reasons). It’s not that I want the female race to be able to relieve themselves wherever they wanted to; rather it’s only for those extreme cases where it’s [...]

Tissue Noir

James Kelly — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:09:10 +0000

You ever notice how everything looks cooler in black? Sports cars, SUVs, Cadillacs, even the Nintendo Wii and your everyday pen are better in black. Keeping with that trend, you can now get your tissues in black with the Tissue Noir. Why risk being the uncool guy when you throw your next party? Show everyone [...]

Fog-Free Shower Mirror

Hazel Chua — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 23:30:19 +0000

One thing that’s really annoying for me is when I step out of the shower after a long, hot one and realize that all the mirrors are fogged up. A normal fact of life, I guess, but with the Fog-Free Shower Mirror it really doesn’t have to be. I know a lot of people who [...]

World’s Largest Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Hazel Chua — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:18:25 +0000

I can’t spend more than ten minutes tops in the shower every morning (approximately two turns of the 5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer); not because I don’t want to, but because I really don’t have the luxury of time to do so every morning. But if you do have a few (or a lot) of [...]

Hula Vinyl Shower Curtain

Hazel Chua — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:28:23 +0000

What a person eats speaks volumes about him. What a person wears, too. And also what a person drinks, watches, and reads. But to really get to know someone straight off the bat, just take a peek into his bathroom and take a look at his shower curtain (if he’s got one, that is.) If [...]

Ice Cream Shower Cap

Hazel Chua — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 04:29:22 +0000

You’ve got the Vinyl Zombie Rubber Duckies to help make bath time in the tub more fun for your kids or wards. But it isn’t as easy to get them to take a half bath when they’re feeling sick and fatigued. So what do you do? You need to get them to feel better and to [...]

Soap on a Rope

Patra Beaulieu — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 04:01:38 +0000

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as the realistic Bacon and Eggs Soaps, NES Retro Controller Soap, and the contradictory-to-logic [...]

Colorful Devil Duckies

James Kelly — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:00:00 +0000

What’s worse, a bath full of Zombie Duckies or a bath full or Colorful Devil Duckies? There’s only one way to find out; get both and get in there and settle this. Hopefully the duckies don’t form some type of evil union workforce, that will quickly takeover your bathtub, you, and eventually the world. If [...]

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

James Kelly — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 09:04:07 +0000

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help you reminisce about “Change” and “Hope” when you are doing [...]

Devil Duckie Bubble Bath

Hazel Chua — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 06:16:42 +0000

It’s often hard to get kids to take baths on their own–and it’s even harder to get them to get into the tub or bathroom in the first place. So what’s a distressed mother to do? Call on the slightly scary although still adorable Devil Duckie Bubble Bath, that’s what. The Devil Duckie Bubble Bath [...]

5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer

Hazel Chua — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:43:53 +0000

Nothing could possibly be more annoying than having to wait close to an hour before you can use the bathroom or take a shower. Unfortunately, that’s the sad truth you have to live with, especially if you’re renting a place with colleagues or sharing a flat with a friend. Before things go really out of [...]

Money Toilet Paper

Hazel Chua — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:00:48 +0000

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, making your bum the priciest and richest one ever. Unfortunately, [...]

Shampoo Rinse Cup

Hazel Chua — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 16:23:36 +0000

When it comes to bathing her kids, my sister needs all the help she can get. One thing that wasn’t always easy to avoid was making sure that the shampoo and the suds didn’t get into her kids’ eyes–until she discovered the Shampoo Rinse Cup, that is. The Shampoo Rinse Cup makes it easier to rinse [...]

“Hand” Soap

Hazel Chua — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:42:49 +0000

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]