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Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper roll, brought to you by the U.K., trips to the toilet suddenly turn into long excursions to the think tank. Things We [...]

Don’t you just hate it when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom? And not just because your sleep is interrupted, but also because you usually bump into what seems like a hundred different things before you finally make your way to the toilet? Installing a nightlight might [...]

Have you ever wanted to have a drink while relaxing in your bathtub, or even when you’re in your shower? Sometimes, your thirst can wait, but for those times when it can’t, there’s the Tub Mug. You never know when you might need a quick sip of something more than just shower water. Something like [...]

I’m a huge fan of Rubik’s cubes, although I’m really bad at solving them. And by bad, I mean that it usually takes me close to half an hour to get one cube done. But if there’s one cube that’s perpetually “solved,” it’s this Rubik’s Cube Soap. It looks just like a Rubik’s cube, except [...]

You post all of your information for the world to see on your social networks. So much so that it’s like a wall of info with you on the other side wearing nothing but your birthday suit. So you could say that social networks are a lot like the Social Shower Curtain. Let others read [...]

I find it harder and harder to get out of bed lately. Maybe because we just celebrated the holidays, or maybe it’s because I’m just getting lazier and lazier with each passing day. So if you’re like me and need more than just a cold shower to shock you to your senses early each morning, [...]

Do you often start showering when you realize that you either left your shampoo or shower cap or facial wash somewhere on the bathroom sink? Nothing is more annoying than having to get out of the shower to get whatever it is that you need in the middle of your bath. So to make things [...]

A lot of people put interesting artwork, magazines, or even novelty toilet paper in their bathrooms to take your mind off what they are there to do. I’m not really sure that it is a good idea to be distracting someone that probably has attention issues to begin with, why else would they pay attention [...]

Wait a minute; is that cherry soda you’re washing your hands with? Why is your tap suddenly overflowing with a blue-colored energy drink? Other people might stare and watch in amazement as you flick on your LED Kitchen Sink Faucet Sprayer Nozzle to wash your hands only to have some sort of colored liquid come out [...]

You put on clothes every morning. Heck, you even dress up your best friend sometimes (not the human one, but the canine one), like with the Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard Costume. So why not dress up your tissue rolls (or rather, cover it up) with the Domo Toilet Paper Cover? It serves the useful [...]

I’ve said it time and time again that it’s unfair how guys can just pee wherever they want to and girls can’t do the same (for obvious reasons). It’s not that I want the female race to be able to relieve themselves wherever they wanted to; rather it’s only for those extreme cases where it’s [...]

You ever notice how everything looks cooler in black? Sports cars, SUVs, Cadillacs, even the Nintendo Wii and your everyday pen are better in black. Keeping with that trend, you can now get your tissues in black with the Tissue Noir. Why risk being the uncool guy when you throw your next party? Show everyone [...]