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How often have you wanted to bury a habit but found that you just couldn’t? But there’s a reason why that’s called a “habit”–you weren’t born with the tendency or urge to do whatever it is you want to stop. And that’s good news, because you can stop making [...]

Napkins nowadays aren’t just for wiping your face clean or for dabbing at your lips to make sure that you don’t have any sauces or soup dribbling down your chin. In fact, they’re pretty good writing material. So next time that big idea hits you during a meal or party, make sure your have [...]

For those of you who’ve switched from eating jelly beans the Easter Bunny used to bring to gourmet jelly beans, the Jelly Belly Cocktail Mix is one fruitastic treat not to miss. But if you’re trying to cut back on your jelly bean consumption, these Harry Potter Jelly Beans from Bertie [...]

There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to try to help us get through these rough and tough times. Running low on cash? Give yourself the allusion of cashing in with Kaching Button. Feeling down and low? Just push the Emergency Affirmation [...]

Naughty grown-ups don’t get coal in their stockings, rather they get Frosty’s two eyes of coal in their cocktails when Santa slips in some Defrosty Reusable Ice [...]

Round 1. In the left corner we have Marty Meatloaf who’s a lean, mean protein machine. On the right, it’s Peter Potroast, a.k.a. the meat pounder. Who will get knocked out of the blazing inferno first? You be the judge when you wear the Food Fighter Boxing Glove Oven [...]

Do you often feel the need to chop your onions exactly a millimeter wide and slice your carrots in one centimeter cubes? Do you get irritated when you see someone else dicing their potatoes imperfectly? Not everyone can be such a perfect whiz in the kitchen, but with the OCD Chef Cutting Board, they can [...]

You can’t believe it, but there it is, right in front of you: the perfect parking space. Close to your office (or school or wherever it is you are), and no one else is in sight to take it from you. But you can’t park in it forever. It pains you to have to [...]

With summer sadly ending and fall right around the corner,  you are going to need a nice scarf.  Fuzz The Crime Scene Scarf is a fun and creative way to keep people guessing and to keep yourself warm this winter.  At roughly 5 feet long and 4 inches wide, this yellow scarf is made [...]

Yum. Ice cream. But it can get messy. On a hot day, it can melt too fast and get all over your clothes unless you lick it super fast. If only we had some kind of gadget to help. Behold the Motorized Ice [...]

Trash doesn’t have to be ugly. At least, the bag that holds the trash in, that is. These Goldfish Garbage Bags are a literally and figuratively neater way to stash your garbage in before the collectors come to take [...]

You’ve got a grand cake for the grand celebration. So why just settle for ordinary candles when you can adorn it with this Cake Candelabra instead? It might seem like a tad too much, but if the occasion’s just right and the party’s for a jolly good fellow, then why not, [...]

If you caught the two Hangover movies, then more or less you already know the significance of the baby printed on this sleek apron. It doesn’t matter if you’re a girl or guy; if you’ve been hungover at least once in your life, then wear this Hangover Baby Carlos Apron and show the world [...]

We all know that pepper can make you sneeze, so what could be more appropriate than a pepper mill shaped like a large nose? That’s the Ah Choo Pepper Mill in a nutshell. A nose that dispenses pepper onto [...]

Here’s another quirky wallet for the ages, but this isn’t one I’d recommend for people who live in areas with high crime rates. Or for people who go out in highly populated areas like malls either. In fact, I wouldn’t really recommend this wallet to anyone unless they’re sure [...]