If you’re the type of person who curses a lot, then you might want to check out the Bullsh*t Button Key Chain. It won’t exactly break your habit of cursing out loud, but hey, at least it can do your cursing for you until you […]
I can’t spend more than ten minutes tops in the shower every morning (approximately two turns of the 5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer); not because I don’t want to, but because I really don’t have the luxury of time to do so every morning. But […]
Help! I’ve just been bitten by a shark–not. (And I don’t wish or have even the slightest desire to ever be bitten by one, no thank you.) Nobody wants to be bitten by a shark but I’m sure a lot of people would like to […]
GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help […]
With all the eating Pac-Man does, he gets very thirsty and needs something potent to keep him going; those ghosts aren’t going to eat themselves after all! The Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink is just the thing to keep Pac-Man and all of you energized […]
The best ideas come–when you find yourself without some paper to jot it down on. This is what happened to JK Rowling while she was sitting at a cafe, so what she did instead was write down all her ideas on some napkins. But you […]
Having a particularly rough day? Feel like cursing everyone and everything who’s doing all this bad stuff to you? Then let the Bullsh*t Button do all the talking for you by giving it a good push (or pounding) or two. Of course, we recommend that […]
If you’re a guy and you happen to be clutching a pad of these Maxi Pad Sticky Notes, then I’m sure you’ll be getting a whole of strange looks. But once you start using these quirky sticky notes, then people will finally get that the […]
One thing that will almost automatically freak most women out (me included) are rats. The only thing freakier is a particularly huge one with a scarily fierce face that’s headed straight towards you, which is something you can do with the Radio Controlled Rat. The […]
When I was a kid, my mom would constantly remind me to stop spending it all on candy or dolls and save it up for a rainy day. I didn’t really get the whole concept of saving versus spending, and I think it was all […]
My Shih Tzu is a female but for some reason, she humps my leg. At first, I thought it was a fluke and that I was seeing things. But by the fourth time that I caught her doing it, well, I was mostly certain. It’s […]
When you’re number crunching with a calculator, trying to figure out what the damage is after splurging on a big vacation to Disney or after purchasing too many gizmos seen on GeekAlerts, it’s usually no laughing matter. That’s why some wise guy has invented a calculator […]
If you’re pretty indecisive when it comes to picking out what you’re going to be having for lunch, then we’ve got just the thing for you: the What’s For Lunch Spin Wheel. It’s a wheel you can take around with you to help you decide whether […]
How often have you wanted to bury a habit but found that you just couldn’t? But there’s a reason why that’s called a “habit”–you weren’t born with the tendency or urge to do whatever it is you want to stop. And that’s good news, because […]
Napkins nowadays aren’t just for wiping your face clean or for dabbing at your lips to make sure that you don’t have any sauces or soup dribbling down your chin. In fact, they’re pretty good writing material. So next time that big idea hits you […]
For those of you who’ve switched from eating jelly beans the Easter Bunny used to bring to gourmet jelly beans, the Jelly Belly Cocktail Mix is one fruitastic treat not to miss. But if you’re trying to cut back on your jelly bean consumption, these Harry Potter Jelly Beans […]
There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to try to help us get through these rough and tough times. Running low on cash? Give yourself the allusion of cashing in with Kaching Button. […]
Naughty grown-ups don’t get coal in their stockings, rather they get Frosty’s two eyes of coal in their cocktails when Santa slips in some Defrosty Reusable Ice Cubes.
Round 1. In the left corner we have Marty Meatloaf who’s a lean, mean protein machine. On the right, it’s Peter Potroast, a.k.a. the meat pounder. Who will get knocked out of the blazing inferno first? You be the judge when you wear the Food Fighter Boxing Glove […]
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