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Here’s the perfect gift for anyone that’s ever called you a pig because the Pig Snout Mug will let you have the last laugh every time you take a drink. Sometimes it’s good to be a pig so why dispute facts if people slap that label on you? Revel in your porcine awesome and [...]

Want to add a little Voodoo to your kitchen? It’s easy with the Fred and Friends Ouch Cutting Board, which lets you get a few laughs while you work your own kitchen magic, as well as offering a great target to unleash the tension from your day. The smiling, hapless victim of your kitchen [...]

If you want to add a little eccentric flair to keeping track of time, the Salvador Dali Watch is the accessory you need for your wrist, as the artist’s iconic mustache helps you witness the progression of time as it marches through your day. If the image on the timepiece looks familiar, it might [...]

Unicorns might be mythical and magical but they still have to go #2 every now and then, and that magical moment has been captured with Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum. There are all kinds of poop-themed goodies out there, like the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser and the Pooping Bull Candy, but you can’t [...]

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always ample meatloaf and navy beans for every child. But [...]

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not offend them. Well, if they can’t take [...]

BaronBob.com offers funny products and unique gag gifts. The company just completed a move to their new facility, and to celebrate they are offering a Baron Bob 15% Off Coupon Code. So now is the time to buy those products you wanted at a discount price. To save 15% off your purchase, just go [...]

Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by the sight of ultrasound photos posted on Facebook, but that’s nothing compared to the looks of this Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus. Not only is the woman naked which is already a [...]

Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony, the flamingo lamp features a colorful flap of hair that you can comb and style. Since flamingos like to perch on one foot, the skinny black lamp stand does a nice job of [...]

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, so make sure you’re ready for an intense session [...]

Maybe it’s the telemarketers and bill collectors, or maybe it’s even family members, but the Get Off The Phone Excuse Machine Keychain will make sure you have the perfect excuse to cut the conversation short every time you decide you’ve heard enough. If you’re like me, you [...]

I don’t have to wear a tie very often so I always forget how to tie a tie when I need one. If you are like me, this “How To Tie A Tie” Necktie will come in very handy. It tells you exactly how to tie a tie…on the tie. These clear visual instructions [...]

Everyone wants to wake up to the sound of a gong, which is why there’s such thing as the Gong Alarm Clock. My current clock only has nature sounds on it, which is very soothing. Only problem is, nature sounds don’t startle you enough to jolt out of bed. In fact, they make you fall back into [...]

If you’re intrigued by extreme cuisine but get a funny feeling in your stomach at the thought of actually eating something that crawls on the ground, the Banana Slug Sucker should sweeten the idea for you. Make sure you have plenty of time for sucking because this little guy is 4 3/4-inches long so [...]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you know (it could be [...]