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Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so big and bulky. Besides, you aren’t [...]

If you’re ready to party hard but don’t want to be bothered with constantly getting a refill, you can always just use the Giant Red Cup, which could also be known as the One Cup That Rules Them All. There’s no doubt about it. People will know you’ve got some serious hydrating [...]

Film buffs and Marilyn Monroe fans will be thrilled with this little piece of geek goodness. The Marilyn Monroe Pocket Movie Theater is a handheld movie viewer that plays a scene of the blonde bombshell singing from “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” Unfortunately, the player [...]

Bubbles can be tons of fun, especially because they’re so easy to create. Unfortunately, they’re easy to destroy too. However, Touchable Bubbles keep the fun times going because these bubbles will actually hang around for a while, even letting you touch them and play with them. The bubbles are [...]

If you’re looking for a clock that displays holiday spirit as well as the time, then the 4 Holiday Musical Clock is the timepiece you need. In addition to having a stylish, plain faceplate for those times when no holiday is being celebrated, the clock also comes with 4 holiday-themed faces that will [...]

If you ever worry about feeling like a snob when you drink wine from your fancy-smancy wine glasses, you can always dial things down a notch with the Red Cup Wine Glasses. Although they’re made of fine-quality ceramic, these glasses look just like the classic Solo plastic cups, making them a great [...]

You’ll be seeing dancing snowmen and reindeer flying through the air when you celebrate the holidays with the Deck the Halls Christmas Shot Glass Set, and your nose might even turn a nice, shiny red, just like Rudolph’s. Eggnog is nice but nothing can kick-start the holidays like Blue Curacao, [...]

You can’t judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn’t stop you from finding the biggest pen possible and scribbling away. This Really Huge Pen should do the trick. Got a big idea? A massive story? You need a big pen. This pen is 11-inches [...]

There are many different flavors of lip balm to choose from these days, including geek favorites like Bacon and French Fries to yummy ones like Cupcake and Cinnabon. If you like sweet kids’ breakfast cereals, then Lucky Charms Lip Balm is for you. My college girlfriend called me “Lucky [...]

Those big, red Solo cups are a familiar sight at picnics and backyard BBQ’s, holding everything from cola to your favorite booze. For many of us, they are immediately associated with college keggers and house parties. That classic look has been captured in miniature form with the Red Cup Ceramic [...]

You don’t want to mess with voodoo. Well, you don’t want to be on the receiving end anyway. Whether it is a doll or in this case, a cutting board. The Ouch Voodoo Cutting Board will help you work out some aggression while preparing a meal. It’s made out of solid beechwood and comes [...]

Things can get pretty stinky if you are a skunk. I’m sure that’s something we can all identify with when it comes to bathroom breaks. Thanks to this Skunk Toilet Tissue Holder, you don’t have to take the blame. You can blame it on someone else. Let this skunk sign proclaim your [...]

This Kung Fu Kid is a Kung Fu master ready to show off his moves and teach you everything he knows. He may look like a baby, but he has years of training. This Master Lee Kung Fu Kid is wearing a martial arts uniform and when you press the button, the song “Kung [...]

Sometimes (like every day) we need a little help with getting our motor running in the morning, when the sun or alarm rudely prevents us from getting our required 14 hours of sleep. The Prescription Coffee Mug provides a little laugh to start the day with, along with that life-giving nectar of the gods [...]

Gnomes are by nature mischievous and naughty. That’s probably why so many people put them in their garden. Just to add some fun and whimsy to their lives. This Mooning Gnome Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is perfect for gnome fans who want to see gnomes how they really are. He isn’t shy. In [...]