Are you looking to add a little more bacon into your life? You could buy one of the many bacon products GeekAlerts has already shown you, or you could even go old school and eat a ton of that warm greasy goodness; but I think […]
I remember going to Grandma’s house and being offered terrible peppermint hard candy. It didn’t taste very good. Old person candy never does. If only it had been bacon flavored. Well, now hard candy doesn’t have to be boring. If you are putting out a […]
We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped like our favorite breakfast lunch and dinner, but it will have your bathroom smelling like bacon in no time. […]
I’m crazy for bacon. If I could have it every day for breakfast without booking a one way ticket to the morgue (knock on wood), then I would. We all know it’s not the healthiest food there is, but it sure is delicious. So take […]
There are two ways to get a bacon ornament for your Christmas tree this year. You can cook one up in the pan and hang it up, which is greasy and will attract flies, or you can just buy this Bacon Ornament, which is less […]
This almost makes too much sense. They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli. I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]
For bacon lovers everywhere, this product will drive you crazy as it overloads your senses with the smell of bacon. The Sizzling Bacon Candle allows you to enjoy that fresh bacon smell whenever you please; not just when you wake up in the morning. With […]
I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]
I love bacon just like the average person does and I like to try it all in different manners. Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Chocolate, and now Bacon Gravy. Add a little bacon flavor to everything you eat and experiment with new dishes topped with this great […]
Some people pop mints to get fresher breath. The Simpsons Duff Beer Can Mints might look like they might have something other than mints in them, but I tell you it’s all peppermint in those tins. Others pop some candy when they want things to […]
There’s a reason why that little container you have beside your sink is called a soap dish: because it literally serves as the dish when you’ve got soap that’s made to look like breakfast food. With the Bacon and Eggs Soap, each time you wash […]
Contrary to what its name might suggest (and just in case you’re not very familiar with Mr. Toast and his other appetizing friends), the Shaky Bacon Toy doesn’t actually shake–without your help, that is.
For all the bacon lovers out there, just when you thought it couldn’t get any better than Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Vodka, Bacconaise and Bacon Toothpaste, it just did! Bacon Chocolate satisfies the sweet and salty cravings like only chocolate and bacon can. No longer do […]
We showed you the Hightop Sneaker Socks already and thought these Geek Statement Socks might go nicely with your sock collection. The geek statement socks come in your choice of 4 statements: Bacon, Bookworm, Nerd and Geek. Wear these knee high socks proudly and make […]
If you’re bored of the usual buttery or cheesy movie snacks out there, then go for a meaty twist with the Bacon Pop popcorn. Sure, the BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn may have one up on you because it’s got some sleep-kicking caffeine in it, but nothing […]
With so many brands of Vodka out there, you never know which one to choose. Well for all you bacon lovers and fans of Vodka, you are going to love Bakon Premium Vodka. This really is a premium potato Vodka and not some gimmicky product. […]
OK, I’m going to admit it. GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc. But! When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do. I’m only human people. The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up […]
Are those strips of bacon I see in your back pocket? Now who in their right mind would carry around some bacon in their pocket? Apparently, the ultimate bacon lover as well as someone who’s a fan of quirky wallets, because that ain’t real meat […]
We’ve already seen Bacconnaise, Bacon Perfume and Bacon Pillows; can this whole Bacon theme thing go too far? Probably, but we think you want more. I mean, what better way to cover a minor cut or scape than to stick a Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandage […]
Each morning, you have bacon and eggs for breakfast. After a long bath, you spray on some Bacon Unisex Perfume. For a mid-day snack, you spread some Baconnaise on some rye bread and pour some Bacon Gravy on your meatloaf. After your meal, there’s nothing […]
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