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Breakfast in Bed Vegan Fun Food Soap

Hazel Chua — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:37:03 +0000

Mmm, mmm, mmm. I love waking up to find someone surprising me with breakfast in bed. Of course, I rush to brush first before eating, but being served a scrumptious breakfast takes a whole lot of effort (which I make sure does not go unappreciated by returning the favor with a surprise, home-made lunch box.) [...]

Bacon Pennant

James Kelly — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:22:53 +0000

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you’re on with the Bacon Pennant. You’ve seen the plush toys, stocked up on the Tactical Canned Bacon for that upcoming zombie outbreak and have even sucked on a Bacon Candy Cane or two. Now is the time to pronounce your love for the pig. [...]

Breakfast Dental Floss

Hazel Chua — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:16:34 +0000

So you just had waffles for breakfast, and are now flossing with some Bacon Floss. You might want to savor the taste of those waffles a bit more instead by flossing with the waffle floss that you can find in the Breakfast Dental Floss set. And don’t worry, because it also has twelve whole yards [...]

Bacon Effervescent Drink Tabs

Hazel Chua — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:27:31 +0000

I can understand how some people would want to eat their bacon in a variety of ways, like with the Bacon Candy Canes, Bacon Flavored Croutons, and with the Baconery Baked Goods. But I think it would take one dedicated bacon lover to actually drink some bacon-flavored water or milk or tea, which can be [...]

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

James Kelly — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:20:49 +0000

Do your hands smell like meat? Do you want them to? Oddly enough, some of you out there are saying Yes and Yes to those first two questions. If this happens to be you or someone you know, then you need to get PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer. This sanitizer will leave your hands germ [...]

Baconery Baked Goods

James Kelly — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:17:22 +0000

Just when you thought sweets couldn’t get any sweeter and chocolate & peanut butter ruled your taste buds, Baconery Baked Goods decided to offer bacon in all their gourmet baked sweets…say goodbye to that waistline! Choose from things like Chocolate Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies, Bacon Pumpkin Spice Muffins, Gingerbread Bacon Pigs, and Bacon Banana Loaf [...]

Bacon Floss

James Kelly — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:25:14 +0000

We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your teeth for an after meal snack. The significant other probably [...]

Bacon Wrapping Paper

James Kelly — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:00:16 +0000

GeekAlerts has shown you Pi Wrapping Paper and LEGO Wrapping paper, so it’s only fair that bacon lovers get their holiday gifts wrapped in this Bacon Wrapping Paper. Maybe you hate shopping or you don’t want to buy anything for certain so called friend. Just get them the Prank Packs and wrap it up with [...]

Bacon Flavored Croutons

Hazel Chua — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:00:29 +0000

I’ve been trying to eat healthier these days. I’ve been having salads for lunch for a whole week now, and to be honest, sometimes I still find myself hungry after even two servings. If your salads are starting to taste duller than ever, then the Bacon Flavored Croutons might be able to add a whole [...]

Bacon Platter

Hazel Chua — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:08:14 +0000

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… What’s better than a plateful of bacon for breakfast? A [...]

Bacon Candy Canes

Ryan Cooper — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:09:04 +0000

Christmas is coming. Make sure you are ready by picking up a box of these Bacon Candy Canes to hang on the tree next to your Bacon Christmas Ornament. They look just like regular candy canes with the traditional red and white stripes, but instead of peppermint, these have a bacon flavor. Perfect for bacon [...]

Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale

Hazel Chua — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:20:32 +0000

Care to take a swig or two of a drink that’s got a little bit of everything? If you’re the adventurous type and can stomach concoctions no matter how weird they may be, then you might want to get a bottle of the Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. It’s a really long name for [...]

Bacon Frosting

Hazel Chua — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 07:19:30 +0000

I had a scrumptious breakfast today that consisted of several slices of bacon, scrambled eggs, toast, and a hot cup of coffee. Bacon has always been my favorite breakfast food; I even have it sometimes for lunch or dinner because I just can’t get enough of it. I’m not at the point (yet) where I [...]

Bacon Scarf

James Kelly — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:03:23 +0000

Are you looking to add a little more bacon into your life? You could buy one of the many bacon products GeekAlerts has already shown you, or you could even go old school and eat a ton of that warm greasy goodness; but I think your arteries and stylist would approve of this decision a [...]

Old Fashioned Bacon Candy

Conner Flynn — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:03:32 +0000

I remember going to Grandma’s house and being offered terrible peppermint hard candy. It didn’t taste very good. Old person candy never does. If only it had been bacon flavored. Well, now hard candy doesn’t have to be boring. If you are putting out a dish of hard candy for the kids, make it Old [...]

Marbled Bacon Soap

Jack Kieffer — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:55:53 +0000

We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped like our favorite breakfast lunch and dinner, but it will have your bathroom smelling like bacon in no time. For just $6, you get 65 grams (2.3 ounces) of [...]

Mr. Bacon’s Wild Board Game

Hazel Chua — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:02:07 +0000

I’m crazy for bacon. If I could have it every day for breakfast without booking a one way ticket to the morgue (knock on wood), then I would. We all know it’s not the healthiest food there is, but it sure is delicious. So take your addiction with bacon on to another level by playing [...]

Bacon Ornament

Conner Flynn — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:35:08 +0000

There are two ways to get a bacon ornament for your Christmas tree this year. You can cook one up in the pan and hang it up, which is greasy and will attract flies, or you can just buy this Bacon Ornament, which is less messy. Look at that slab of shiny meat and fat. [...]

Bacon Lip Balm

James Kelly — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:11:33 +0000

This almost makes too much sense. They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli. I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the pigs with this Bacon Lip Balm. If you crave everything [...]

Sizzling Bacon Candle

James Kelly — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 04:20:52 +0000

For bacon lovers everywhere, this product will drive you crazy as it overloads your senses with the smell of bacon. The Sizzling Bacon Candle allows you to enjoy that fresh bacon smell whenever you please; not just when you wake up in the morning. With approximately 70 hours of burn time, this candle will help [...]

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

Hazel Chua — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:11:36 +0000

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not eating some bacon. Now how about some Bacon Flavored Toothpicks [...]

Bacon Gravy

Hazel Chua — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 21:34:12 +0000

I love bacon just like the average person does and I like to try it all in different manners. Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Chocolate, and now Bacon Gravy. Add a little bacon flavor to everything you eat and experiment with new dishes topped with this great Bacon Gravy. The list of food that you can slather [...]

Bacon Flavored Mints

Hazel Chua — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:43:10 +0000

Some people pop mints to get fresher breath. The Simpsons Duff Beer Can Mints might look like they might have something other than mints in them, but I tell you it’s all peppermint in those tins. Others pop some candy when they want things to sour up, and fast. For these people, the Sonic the [...]

Bacon and Eggs Soap

Hazel Chua — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 04:36:57 +0000

There’s a reason why that little container you have beside your sink is called a soap dish: because it literally serves as the dish when you’ve got soap that’s made to look like breakfast food. With the Bacon and Eggs Soap, each time you wash your hands (or feet) early in the morning, you will [...]