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Crawlings Knee Pads

Hazel Chua — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:28:00 +0000

Baby’s got to crawl, but you can make it less painful and a whole lot more comfortable for them with these Crawlings Knee Pads. I’m sure you’ve done some crawling as an adult and know how uncomfortable it is, especially if your knees happen to come across a stray pebble or object that will make [...]

Baby’s First Flowchart

Hazel Chua — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:43:39 +0000

The first flowcharts I ever drew up were for my computer programming class. I probably made some basic ones in my earlier classes, but I probably didn’t take them seriously enough to actually remember them. If you want to prepare your child for his or her future with flowcharts, then you might want to look [...]

Origami Baby Stroller

Hazel Chua — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 03:20:53 +0000

It’s a huge hassle sometimes to take your tot out for a walk in the park or with you on a shopping trip. And no, I’m not talking about having to bring along that huge baby bag filled with diapers and baby bottles; I’m talking about having to lug around that bulky stroller. Just imagine [...]

Introductory Calculus For Infants

James Kelly — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:37:25 +0000

If you are old enough to read this, then you are old enough to have a story about how things used to be. Your granddad tells them, you dad tells them, and your older siblings do as well. They all start off and end with a tale of how hard they storyteller had it and [...]

Medal – Photo Print Bib

Hazel Chua — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:54:22 +0000

Every parent thinks the world of their children. In fact, I dare say that every child is a winner in their mother’s or father’s eyes. And to make a literal case of that point is the Medal – Photo Print Bib. As well all know, bibs help keep your tot clean especially during mealtimes. Reinforce [...]

Lullabelly Maternity Musical Device

Hazel Chua — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:33:16 +0000

My sister is expecting a little one soon, and she’s over the moon with excitement. It might not be her first baby, but she’s still as happy and giving off that beautiful pregnancy glow. She’s into music and I have a feeling her tots will be too. She dreams of having one of her kids [...]

Yoomi Warming Baby Bottle

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:27:51 +0000

It used to be a whole lot harder to be a mother back in the old days. My mother used to tell me that the diapers back then were way different than the diapers of now; the old “diapers” were actually just a white cloth pinned around the baby’s bottom. When it was soiled, my [...]

Baby Fortune Cookie Slippers

Hazel Chua — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 19:55:16 +0000

Having a baby on the way (or already having one) is worth a fortune itself. I don’t mean that having a child would cost huge amounts of money (although this is true); rather, I mean that it’s a blessing to have a child. Many couples I know who had difficulty starting a family were overjoyed [...]

Buff Baby Rattle

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:06:15 +0000

Since a lot of us want our babies to become meat heads and have a successful career in ultimate fighting, it’s never too early to get them pumping iron right out of the womb with the Buff Baby Rattle. Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin’ body-builder. Your little one’s curiosity will be piqued by the gentle [...]

4-in-1 Parenting Towel

Hazel Chua — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 19:35:15 +0000

Want to dress your kids up in gear that sort of looks like the ones the characters in Star Wars are always prancing around in? The 4-in-1 Parenting Towel achieves that effect,while keeping your kids warm and dry. The 4-in-1 Parenting Towel is as an individual convertible towel that adults, children, and teenagers can use [...]

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System

Ryan Cooper — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:04:09 +0000

If you have a geeklet or two running around, you need to replace your ordinary baby spoon and bib with the new Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System. The motion sensitive bib can make feeding time much more fun for the little tot, as the No more, “Here comes the airplane!” It is the 21st [...]

Angry Birds Infant Baby Bunting Costumes

Ryan Cooper — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:40:30 +0000

Kids and adults that are addicted to Angry Birds can wear the Masks or Costumes for Halloween. However, they just won’t be as cute as the babies wearing these Angry Birds Infant Baby Bunting Costumes. Yes, your baby will look absolutely adorable as a character from your favorite app. Plus your baby should stay [...]

Star Trek United Federation of Planets Onesie

Conner Flynn — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:59:57 +0000

There are only two ways that I know of to get your baby into the United Federation of Planets. Either send him/her into the future or buy them this Star Trek United Federation of Planets Onesie to make them an honorary member. Baby Spock probably had one of these. This onesie is available in 6, [...]

Blank Canvas Bib

Hazel Chua — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:42:35 +0000

If you’ve got a baby in the house or a small child, then you know what a mess they can make when they’re eating; or just in general. Avoid the fancy bibs and let your child create their own “art” with the Blank Canvas Bip. The Blank Canvas Bib is exactly what its name implies: [...]

Baby Alive Care For Me Doll

Hazel Chua — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:33:14 +0000

Got a little girl who’s literally being a pain? Most kids nowadays don’t really get how difficult it is to have kids or raise them. It’s a lot of responsibility and a whole lot of work. I know, because I’ve seen my sister with her three babies and it definitely wasn’t easy. So give your [...]

Fetus Cookie Cutter

Patra Beaulieu — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:43:40 +0000

If the Giant Baby Jelly Mold is something you’d sink your teeth into, maybe some fresh-baked cookies shaped by the Fetus Cookie Cutter is right up your…uterus? A fetus-shaped sugar cookie doesn’t quite blend in with the usual cutesy sugar cookies we’re used to seeing. You know, the pretty sugar cookies with flowers, hearts, stars, and techy gadgets? But if you’re a [...]

Star Trek Baby Costumes

Conner Flynn — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:44:40 +0000

Geeks love to dress up in the costumes of their favorite nerdy characters, so why not let your baby get in on the fun? Star Trek Baby Costumes will let your child go where no child has gone before, in a fashion sense at least. These Star Trek costumes are made for children of ages [...]

Swaddle Designs Angry Birds Baby Products

Ryan Cooper — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:01:08 +0000

Angry Birds has grown so popular that they are appearing on all kinds of merchandise, from Board Games and Card Games to iPhone 4 Cases and Silly Bandz. The cynic would say Rovio is milking this franchise for all it’s worth, but others would just say they are just giving consumers what they want. Whatever [...]

Have-a-Ball Babysuits

Hazel Chua — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:32:31 +0000

Are you or your spouse huge baseball or football fans? Even if you guys aren’t, these Have-a-Ball Babysuits will transform your already cute toddler into an extremely adorable tyke once he or she is wearing it. These are pretty darned good-looking babysuits. Take your kid out to a ball game in it and you’ll surely be [...]

Shrek Baby Beanie

Hazel Chua — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 22:22:35 +0000

Babies and little kids can sometimes act like little ogres. They can look like innocent angels on the outside, but once you turn your back, they’re either getting ready to do some mischief or are in the middle of a little prank. So why not dress them up right and crown them with a beanie [...]

Illuminated Jetbib Feeding System

Conner Flynn — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:47:07 +0000

Feeding a baby can be challenging. They don’t always want to eat. One tried and true method is to make airplane noises and pretend that the spoon is an airplane. Now you can take this game to the next level with the Illuminated Jetbib Feeding System. This system consists of an airplane feeding spoon with [...]

n00b Baby Creeper

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:01:29 +0000

Looking for a geeky gift for a new baby? This n00b Creeper sure would make an impact at the next baby shower. Others may be content to ignore the elephant in the room, but it is your duty to call out the ultimate newbie. ThinkGeek provides this useful checklist for you to use to determine [...]

USB Baby Monkey Flash Drive

Robert Birming — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:25:19 +0000

Yes, it’s another one of those cute-until-you-rip-its-head-off gadgets. If you enjoyed the Monkey USB Card Reader, this 4GB USB 2.0 memory should be right up your alley. Features: High-Speed USB 2.0 certified Plug & Play supports hot swapping function Mass storage compliant Support: Windows Vista, XP, 2000 and Mac OS Dimension: 35 x 32 x [...]

My Little Eye Baby Camera Monitor

Robert Birming — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:29:36 +0000

The My Little Eye Baby Camera Monitor is an easy to use monitor with its infrared camera mounted in a daisy flower shape on a flexible stem. The receiver can be powered by mains (charger / adaptor supplied) or a rechargeable battery that will last for up to 2.5 hours on a full charge. The [...]