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As Bob Ross would say, “We don’t have mistakes; we just have happy accidents,” and whoever came up with the Peepee Teepee was thinking along the same [...]

These Star Trek Uniform Toddler Tees are perfect if you have three little toddlers. That way, one can be Kirk, one can be Spock and one can be Bones. It’s the perfect way to get your kids into Star Trek from an early age. Your kids may be the next generation, but that doesn’t [...]

Who’s a bad boy…or bad girl? If you’re not sure, then this Bad Boy Glow in the Dark Skull Pacifier should help clarify. Designed for the infant, or random adult, that needs more than just an everyday pacifier, this bad boy pacifier glows in the dark and features a skull…enough to [...]

Complete your gory Halloween costume with this creepy Zombie Baby Backpack. It is the perfect bloody accessory to make your costume stand out from the rest. Best of all, it is an actual backpack, so you have a great place to store your stuff as you party. While other people will be looking silly [...]

While wooden baby blocks in English used to be the standard baby toy, today’s babies need to get with the game and pick up a foreign language or two to compete in this dog-eat-dog world. Geeky babies will get a head start in training for their future survival when they play with Foreign Language [...]

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS won’t come knocking on your door. What is it [...]

Gamer geeks who have babies aren’t ashamed to expose their offspring to gamer fashion right out of the womb. For that reason, there is a Video Game Baby Onesies Set for little game bundles of joy. It’s up to you if want to order all the onesies in the same size so that baby [...]

Everyone thought that the “Twilight” saga was great for getting women’s romantic tendencies going at an all-time high, but that’s nothing compared to the effect the latest “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series is having on female book club members. It’s hard to [...]

This latest gadget is sort of a mixed bag for me. On one hand, it’s nice to know the ChildMinder Car Seat Sensor has been developed to make sure parents don’t have a brain fart and leave their kids in the car while they run into the mall or go catch a movie. On [...]

Regarding the ”Twilight” saga, you probably imagined that Bella’s and Edward’s daughter Renesmee had some serious fangage on her as you were reading the book. Was it “Breaking Dawn?” (This is before you saw the movie and she turned out to be a stunning little [...]

If you know parents who can’t prioritize between picking up their iPhones or their crying baby, maybe the only solution is to disguise the baby as an iPhone with the iPhone Baby Onesie. Gootchie-gootchie-goo! Pressing app buttons has never been so much fun. When wearing this hip get-up, baby [...]

Most parents already have great plans for their kids in mind. Scratch that–I mean all parents do. Some may want their kids to grow up as scientists or engineers; others may want their kids to go into the entertainment industry. And even others might want to have some of the world’s best future [...]

As most parents will attest, anything that keeps your child safe and occupied while you catch a two minute breather is a good thing. GeekAlerts introduced you to 4moms in the past with the very creative Origami Baby Stroller and now we would like you to take a look at the MamaRoo Infant Seat. [...]

In post-celebration of Pi Day, here is a baby onesie that says it all. Introducing the Math Geek Baby Onesie that says “I’m acute baby.” We all know that babies of geeks usually turn out to be rock stars, but math geek parents will try their hardest to steer their young towards the [...]

Do you have a baby that cries when other people hold him? Don’t let your mother-in-law or anyone else try to blame you or your baby for the crying when you can let everyone know the real reason with one of these I Cry When Ugly People Hold Me Baby Snapsuits. I Cry When [...]