Star Wars Episode IV Comes First T-Shirt

Star Wars Episode IV Comes First TShirt

With Star Wars Episode VII on the horizon, it’s very important to bring future generations up the right way, and the Star Wars Episode IV Comes First T-Shirt will make sure you don’t make a fatal mistake that could forever have your children ignoring the awesomeness of Star Wars.

True fans know correct numerical order has no business in the Star Wars universe, and it’s important that the younger generation learn this as soon as possible. Can you imagine the horror that would’ve been experienced if your intro to that galaxy far, far away had included Jar-Jar Binks?

Episodes I through III have to be endured experienced to complete the story arc but make sure the noobs get it right – Episode IV comes first. Always! It’s your job as a parent to make sure the kids learn this valuable life lesson.

Star Wars Episode IV Comes First T-Shirt

  • Shirt is black with gold lettering that reads Episode IV comes first: It’s just good parenting.
  • 6.1oz. 100% pre-shrunk cotton
  • Seamless collar, taped shoulder to shoulder, and double needle stitched

Remember to put your young Padawan on the correct path with the Star Wars Episode IV Comes First T-Shirt for $10.99 at South Mountain Traders.

(via Fashionably Geek)

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Marty Shaw is a Texas-based writer, who is addicted to geeky gadgets and all things Doctor Who-related. When he's not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

One Response to “Star Wars Episode IV Comes First T-Shirt”

  1. Very happy to report that these are back in stock. Thanks!

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