Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

Star Trek fans already know how badass Klingons are. Many of you can even speak the Klingon language. And they also have the coolest ships like the Klingon bird of prey. Now you can enjoy some Klingon action with your Monopoly game thanks to Star […]

If you’re having beer and pizza at a Star Trek party, you are all set with the Enterprise Pizza Slicer and the Enterprise Bottle Opener. Thanks to the Klingon Korkscrew, now you can have a fancy dinner with wine, and still geek out with Star […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]

We have seen the design of this classic spaceship as a source of inspiration for a chandelier, a telephone and a putter. Soon you will also be able to get the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 as a cool looking bottle opener.

The Klingon Bird Of Prey has always been one of the coolest looking ships in the Klingon fleet. And that is still the case in the re-imagined Star Trek movies. This Star Trek Kre-O Klingon Bird of Prey Set will let you play as the […]

Hardcore Star Trek fans know how to speak Klingon because everyone can speak the Earth-tongue, which really doesn’t make you very fascinating. With Star Trek How to Speak Klingon: Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler, you can talk your way into being recognized as a […]