Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]

If you’re having beer and pizza at a Star Trek party, you are all set with the Enterprise Pizza Slicer and the Enterprise Bottle Opener. Thanks to the Klingon Korkscrew, now you can have a fancy dinner with wine, and still geek out with Star […]

Open letters like a Klingon opens his enemy’s stomachs with this Star Trek Klingon D’k Tahg Letter Opener. This is a true warrior’s blade. The perfect weapon for opening your mail. Especially bills. You can give them a good stab. This piece was designed from […]

Use the Game Of Thrones Longclaw Sword Letter Opener to open your mail or as a fantastic bit of decor for your home or office. It features a Valyrian stainless steel blade and a diecast metal handle. The Game Of Thrones Longclaw Sword Letter Opener […]

We have seen the design of this classic spaceship as a source of inspiration for a chandelier, a telephone and a putter. Soon you will also be able to get the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 as a cool looking bottle opener.

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

If you’ve ever experienced the exquisite pain of a paper cut, you know how sharp paper can really be. The Paper-Made Letter Opener propels that sharpness into an entirely new realm. You have to appreciate the irony of using paper to slice open paper, which […]

Star Trek fans already know how badass Klingons are. Many of you can even speak the Klingon language. And they also have the coolest ships like the Klingon bird of prey. Now you can enjoy some Klingon action with your Monopoly game thanks to Star […]