Snail Tape Dispenser
Maybe you take the slow approach to getting your work done. Maybe you just need some coffee to get going. Well, if you are feeling slow at the office, you might as well have a Snail Tape Dispenser on your desk. It will remind you that there are some creatures who are even slower.
This also makes a great gift if you know someone who is slow as a snail and want to give them a gag gift that tells them so. It features a non skid base, not that snails need it.
Just $11.99 from Perpetualkid.