Screwed by Wall Street Corkscrew
I don’t have to tell you how it is. You live in the real world like me. It’s a fact of life that those in power who control the banks and Wall Street will put the screws to the little guy. And they won’t even buy you dinner first. What can we do about it? Well, we can stick it to ’em whenever we open a bottle of wine with this Screwed by Wall Street Corkscrew.
That will teach them. Well, maybe not. But if you can’t laugh about it, you’ll probably end up crying instead. It comes with a stand and measures 4″ x 5″ x 1/2″.
Only $9.95 from Neatoshop. Assuming Wall Street left you enough funds to buy one.