Puffy Mustache Stickers

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful […]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then […]

You’re using the Mustache Baking Mold to shape your gelatinous and cookie dough into mustaches. The Giant Mustache Magnet is stuck on your refrigerator door holding this week’s grocery list. If you’re still hooked on the mustache craze, then this Mustache Egg Fryer will go […]

This Christmas, show your love for mustaches and everything that resembles one with the Mustache Ornament. Hang it up proudly beside your Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornament. Your own mustache might be growing a bit slow and it might take one more […]

I remember writing some entertainment web news a while back, when Brad Pitt was growing a mustache for his role in the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. He said some prophecy to the effect of bringing the mustache back in style. Back then I was like, “Yeah, right. […]

Magnum P.I., Ron Burgundy, famous baseball player Rolly Fingers and many more. They all had some great mustaches. But not everyone can grow a classic mustache. Well, don’t worry. These Mustache Bandages will help you out. They aren’t just for cuts and scrapes. They also […]

T-shirt art is great, especially when it deals with zombies, but we’re usually stuck with 2D masterpieces that seem kinda flat because… well, they are. However, the Walking Dead Puffy Zombie T-Shirt brings a little life to the dead. Even without the special twist, this […]

This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I’ve seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume Set was definitely a sight to behold, as was it’s female counterpart, the Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls. However, if none of those mustaches tickled your fancy, […]

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS […]

Giant Mustache Magnet: check. Moustachio Plush Pillow: check. The 7 Deadly Mustaches Costume Set: check. Now all that’s missing is having something equally mustache-y to chew on. Some mustache-shaped cakes, perhaps? Or maybe some mustache jelly or mustache ice pops. It might be a bit […]

The erasers in the Mustache Eraser Set won’t be able to erase that fuzz growing on your upper lip, but it can erase lines and drawings and marks that aren’t meant to be there on paper, provided you used a pencil, of course.

Does your clock have a face? Well, if you have the Kit-Cat Clock hanging on your wall, then it does. But if you’ve got the Mustache Wall Clock instead, then all you’ve got is a clock with no face, just a mustache. The Mustache Wall […]