Forget the Magic 8 Ball. Predict-a-Pen is far more portable and probably just as accurate. Just trade in your ball for this pen.
Ask it anything and through amazing psychic power and randomness it will give you the answers you seek. Plus, it’s a working pen. That way you can write down it’s track record if you like.
The answers are ‘Dude, no way’, ‘Without a doubt’, ‘Not for a million $’, and many more. It has you covered for just £4.99 ($8/€6) from Firebox.