PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

The Secret Agent Hand Sanitizer, despite what you might expect, doesn’t explode.  It also doesn’t attract females, since you’re not actually a spy.  And, if you were a spy and you were any good at it, the girls wouldn’t know that you were a secret […]

Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact, yet it is just more fun than ordinary Purell. Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer even has skin moisturizers, to […]

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself from political cooties with You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer. Similar to the Zombie Anti-Vius, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and Secret Agent Hand […]

Remember those Christmas Scented Pencils from a while back? Well these Snifty Scented Pens give you many scents, including Christmas ones, in a retractable ballpoint pen with black ink. Perfect scents for Christmastime include Candy Cane, Sugar Cookie, and Gingerbread. Other great choices include Chocolate […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

You might be wondering what Christmas smells like, since Smencils generally are scented to match foods or common aromas.  Well, this pack of 5 Christmas Scented Smencils is stuffed with five amazing smells from the holiday season: gingerbread, cinnamon, sugar plum, candy cane, and holiday […]

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends […]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]