Blitzen on His Back Wine Bottle Stopper

Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper

I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel [...]

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Sushi Scarf

Sushi Scarf

This Sushi Scarf looks almost too good to eat–and it would be, if you had a humongous mouth and an appetite for yarn. Unrolled, the scarf is stylish and features spunky colors from all across the spectrum. But roll it up and you get a sushi roll of yarn of magnificent proportions. Keep warm and [...]

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Transformers Decepticon Belt Buckle

Transformers Decepticon Belt Buckle

GeekAlerts is always on the lookout for cool belt buckles. We’ve shown you the NES Belt Buckle, Zelda Triforce Buckle, and the Star Trek Federation Buckle, now you can add this enamel Transformers Decepticon Belt Buckle to your must have collection. Why be an Autobot when you can be a Decepticon! [...]

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Zipfy Sledge

Zipfy Sled

Winter is here, snow is on the ground, and you’re ready to trudge up that hill with your trusty sled and relive the days of old as you slide down that bank of white powder. Unfortunately, your knees aren’t what they were before and who’s bright idea was it to make those things out of [...]

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Cthulhu as a Teenager

Cthulhu as a Teenager

We all have to start somewhere and it would be nice to imagine that even H.P. Lovecraft’s Elder God, sci-fi beast, Cthulhu was a loveable little tike at some point. Going through all those growing pains, acne, bad days at school, and all that fun stuff that supposedly builds character…or a [...]

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Tic Tac Tome Automatic Tic Tac Toe Playing Book

Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book

You can play a lot of games when you’re alone (like Solitaire Chess or the Lighted Solitaire Electronic Game), but one game you can’t play solo is tic-tac-toe–until now, that is. The Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book has over 1,400 pages that will play out various [...]

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Doctor Who Jigsaw Puzzle

Doctor Who Jigsaw Puzzle

If you enjoy watching Doctor Who and all of his adventures, then maybe you are ready for an adventure yourself. The Doctor Who Jigsaw Puzzle has 1,000 pieces and is sure to test your visual skills and logic as you try to place all the pieces correctly. When completed, this puzzle with be a 20″ [...]

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Zombie Survival Kit

Zombie Survival Kit

Zombies are invading computer games, comic books, television shows, movie theaters near you, and maybe they’ll soon invade your front lawn. But don’t fret or worry; instead, come prepared by getting one of these Zombie Survival Kits! (I hope we don’t get invaded by the undead anytime [...]

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8 Bit Bow Ties

8-Bit Bow Ties

If you’re a geeky guy who’s looking to the catch the eye of an equally geeky girl, then you might want to pin this 8-Bit Bow Tie on your shirt, if you know what’s good for you. Personally, I think it’s about time guys got some attention in the world of geek fashion. I mean, [...]

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Superman Cape Socks

Superman Socks with Capes

A couple months ago we posted about Superhero Socks with Capes. Most popular were the Superman Cape Socks, but there were also versions for Wonder Woman, Batman, and Robin. Today there is renewed interest in the Superman socks with capes because Robert Griffin III was sporting a pair of these babies [...]

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Cheeseburger Plush Indoor Slippers

Cheeseburger Plush Slippers

I admit, I was a little sad when I saw these Baby Fortune Cookie Slippers because they looked extremely adorable but I have no baby and my size 7 adult feet can’t possibly fit in them. But while there aren’t any fortunes in the Cheeseburger Plush Slippers, they’re just my size, the [...]

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Doctor Who Sonic Vortex

Doctor Who Sonic Vortex T-Shirt

Do you want to dress Who? Of course you do, because Who is where it’s at. The Doctor Who Sonic Vortex T-Shirt lets you celebrate three awesome aspects of the Doctor Who universe in comfortable style that lets you show your geeky leanings in a fashionable way. This unique design features two sonic [...]

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Fish 'n Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit

Fish ‘n Flush Toilet Tank Aquarium Kit

A lot of people put interesting artwork, magazines, or even novelty toilet paper in their bathrooms to take your mind off what they are there to do. I’m not really sure that it is a good idea to be distracting someone that probably has attention issues to begin with, why else would they pay attention [...]

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Stay Puft Keychain

Stay Puft Mini Talking Plush Keychain

“I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that could never destroy us. Something I loved from my childhood. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! He was on all the packages we used to buy when I was a kid. We used to roast Stay Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda!” Well, that didn’t [...]

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Toast It Toaster Bags

Toast It Toaster Bags

I prefer to use the oven toaster to heat up leftovers like pizza, burgers, and sandwiches because all the microwave manages to do it is turn some otherwise good food into a rubbery mess. Although, the one thing I hate about toasters is having to clean up the trays or the grills; which is why [...]

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Sifteo Interactive Gaming Cubes

Sifteo Interactive Gaming Cubes

Is it a puzzle game or a challenging word game that you can play to kill more than just the time? Is it an adventure game that will take you to great highs and lows, or a matching game to check how fast your reflexes are? If you’re talking about the Sifteo Interactive Gaming Cubes, then [...]

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Rainbow Sherbet Swirl Ice Cream Lip Gloss

Rainbow Sherbet Swirl Ice Cream Lip Gloss

It’s good I don’t have any Rainbow Sherbet Swirl Ice Cream Lip Gloss, because it looks so delicious I would be tempted to eat it. Since this lip gloss is a tasty rainbow sherbet flavored treat for your lips, I’m sure it’s safe to eat, but still not a good idea. It’s also good [...]

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Introductory Calculus For Infants

Introductory Calculus For Infants

If you are old enough to read this, then you are old enough to have a story about how things used to be. Your granddad tells them, you dad tells them, and your older siblings do as well. They all start off and end with a tale of how hard they storyteller had it and [...]

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Monster, Shark and Unicorn Kids Hooded Towels

Monster, Shark and Unicorn Kids Hooded Towels

Kids have all the fun. After putting away their gazillion bath toys and stepping out of a bubble bath poured from a bottle endorsed by their favorite cartoon character, they then get to be wrapped in a warm hooded towel that’s loads of fun, too. The Monster, Shark and Unicorn Kids Hooded [...]

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Evil Fortune Cookies

Evil Fortune Cookies

Jokes are always funny when they are at someone else’s expense. Do you plan on having some friends over or do you know someone that deserves a little harassing? If so, use these Evil Fortune Cookies to show them that not everything is grand in their little world. Each package contains 10 edible [...]

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