Ouch! Skulls and Bones Bandages
When you skin your knee, say Arrrgh like a pirate instead of ouch. These Ouch! Skulls and Bones Bandages are how pirates tend to their wounds. Well, unless they lose a leg, then they just make a peg leg.
These bandages will handle all of your nicks and scrapes and at the same time make you look tougher matey. You get 24 assorted adhesive bandages in a hinged-top tin box and they are latex free.
Now all you need is a parrot on your shoulder. They will cost you just $4.95 from Vat19.