Mustache Ornament

With Christmas, and the end of the world, right around the corner, this Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Ornament is quite fitting. Designed by the same creative group that brought us the Zombie Candy Cane Christmas Ornament, Zombie Snowman Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornaments, […]

I remember writing some entertainment web news a while back, when Brad Pitt was growing a mustache for his role in the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. He said some prophecy to the effect of bringing the mustache back in style. Back then I was like, “Yeah, right. […]

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful […]

You’ve seen the Zombie Stocking Ornament and the Gingerbread Zombie Ornament along with a ton of other cool zombie stuff. So we thought it only natural to show you the Zombie Mistletoe – Christmas Ornament. Made from urethane resin and handcrafted by local indie artists, […]

You’re using the Mustache Baking Mold to shape your gelatinous and cookie dough into mustaches. The Giant Mustache Magnet is stuck on your refrigerator door holding this week’s grocery list. If you’re still hooked on the mustache craze, then this Mustache Egg Fryer will go […]

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it’s pretty clear that they aren’t real when you get up close and personal. And if they’re just too out there to look real (like the Hipster Mustache and Jumbo Novelty Mustache), then […]

I remember one of the treats that I always looked forward to during Christmas was gingerbread cookies. Sometimes my mom would make them in the middle of the year, but she uses more frosting than usual and dresses up the cookies in various “outfits,” if […]

The erasers in the Mustache Eraser Set won’t be able to erase that fuzz growing on your upper lip, but it can erase lines and drawings and marks that aren’t meant to be there on paper, provided you used a pencil, of course.

Giant Mustache Magnet: check. Moustachio Plush Pillow: check. The 7 Deadly Mustaches Costume Set: check. Now all that’s missing is having something equally mustache-y to chew on. Some mustache-shaped cakes, perhaps? Or maybe some mustache jelly or mustache ice pops. It might be a bit […]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Everyone’s rushing around doing their shopping, stores are slashing prices like crazy, and you can’t help but shop the whole morning afternoon night day away as you scour for presents. I wouldn’t be surprised if your feet […]

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS […]

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host of different-looking mustaches, it won’t ever look quite like the Hipster Mustache. That’s because the latter stache is of a totally different shape and form […]