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So picture this: you’re at a boring party, the guests look like they can’t wait to leave, and even the cater waiters appear to be dozing off by the punch bowl. Well, liven up the party with the Pass the Pigs Pig Party Edition Game, […]

That looks like a mighty tasty burger. But wait, you have company coming over. You had better disassemble it so that your guests can put their drinks down without harming your furniture. A tomato here, some lettuce there. Burger Coasters to the rescue. A bun, […]

Nothing says summer like barbecue cook-outs and taking it easy on the river in a boat, but starting a fire on a boat usually isn’t a good idea. The Barbecue Dining Boat lets you mix fire and water with friends and good times with no […]

The last meat thermometer we featured here on GeekAlerts was a talking one. And while the Electric BBQ Meat Thermometer doesn’t make a peep, it’s a whole lot smarter, that’s for sure. It can tell you whether your steak is rare or well done; just […]

Canned Unicorn Meat can be good, but tenderized meat always tastes better and there is no better way to beat your meat and eat well than with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer.  This meat tenderizer reminds us of the classic movie Three O’Clock High when […]

Meat. It’s the cornerstone of every manly meal. Besides, as Pink Floyd said, you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Now you can celebrate meat with this neat Meat Parade Lunch Box. This food carrying case is fit for any carnivore. […]

Anyone that’s ever used a Craftsman screwdriver will recognize the handles on the tools in this Craftsman Barbecue Gift Set. In addition to the cool grips, these BBQ tools also feature quality stainless steel construction, just like Craftsman hand tools. Plus the tips of the […]

Where did all the Unicorns go?  The mythical creature we always here about but never see.  I’ll tell you where they went; in a can!  The Canned Unicorn Meat solves that age old question whether they do or do not exist.  This spoof gift is […]

I’ve heard of being so hungry you can eat a horse, but have you ever been so hungry you can eat a lion? It is possible, when you buy Exotic Meat including African Lion, Python, Crocodile, Black Bear, and more. I can see the draw; […]

A lot of wine is about to be poured in the near future. No fortune-telling Geek Ball is needed to predict that. While the cellar may be looking quite bountiful by now, here’s something that will help prevent the inevitable wine glass mix-up; an unforeseen speed […]

Most guys are animals when it comes to eating meat. There’s nothing like a good burger after all. So why not go all out and channel your inner bear and tear up your meat with these Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks?

So you’re growing a mustache to celebrate Movember, huh? Very cool, but why should you be the only one with added sophistication? The Mustache Glass Markers allow your drinkware to get into the mustache-growing fun too, and they’re a great way to let everyone know […]