Lincoln The Emancipator T-Shirt

When it comes to voting, there are some issues we can really get behind. This is one of those moments when geeks must unite behind Vote Zombies 2012 to ensure victory for zombies over vampires and pandas. Vote Zombies 2012 — Change we can be […]

In history class we learned that Abraham Lincoln was one of the best American presidents. Now from the movie “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” we find out that he was one tough dude. Celebrate the 16th President of the United States with these Badass Abe Lincoln […]

In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to […]

When you get a cut or a scrape, it’s a good idea to put a bandage on that wound. Remember when the country had some terrible wounds? Who was the man that made things better? That’s right. It was good old honest Abe. So there’s […]

From the looks of this Zombraham Lincoln Shooter, the 16th president of the United States was hungry for truth, justice, and brains. Four score and seven years ago (or considerably longer), Honest Abe was attacked by a zombie. The government kept a lid on the […]

Political parties are so divisive, especially during election season. Democrats, Republicans; it would just be nice if these was something we could agree on. Perhaps on this day, we should all band together with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in support of the pizza party. […]

Winter is just about here, so order a Workaholics Bear Coat to stay warm while you wait for the next new episodes due in early 2013. Ever since Blake wore this on an episode of the Comedy Central TV show, I’ve been waiting to find […]

In most recent days, Mitt Romney hasn’t exercised good use of his word filter. But imagine if Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” was allowed up on the podium. Ron Swanson is probably the most blunt, most macho character ever created, and this is what […]

Zombies have gotten to the 16th President. Save up in his memory with this Zombie Lincoln Memorial Coin Bank and honor him so that his sacrifice was not in vain. Four score and seven years ago this forefather of our nation was bitten and became […]

For many Americans, each presidential election is a choice for the lesser of two evils. Perhaps it’s the negative campaigns or the corrupt media, but none of the candidates ever seems perfect. If you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils, why not […]

Before we covered a product called the Worlds Largest Gummy Bears. Since those only weighed in at 5 pounds and 12,600 calories, they’ll need to choose a new name after the release of these new Giant Party Gummy Bears. They weigh an incredible 26 pounds […]

For all you junk food lovers and candy fanatics, here’s a challenge that may be even too much for you.  The World’s Largest Gummy Bear provide some serious sugar and calories. The giant gummy bear weighs 5 pounds and has an amazing 12,600 calories.  I […]