Like It Baby Pacifier

It would be pretty tough (some would say cruel) to stick an adhesive mustache on a baby and expect it to stay put. But if you stick a Chill, Baby Mustache Pacifier in your baby’s mouth, he will more than gladly sport a ‘stache. And DCFS […]

Regarding the “Twilight” saga, you probably imagined that Bella’s and Edward’s daughter Renesmee had some serious fangage on her as you were reading the book. Was it “Breaking Dawn?” (This is before you saw the movie and she turned out to be a stunning little normal-looking girl.) Now you […]

Who’s a bad boy…or bad girl? If you’re not sure, then this Bad Boy Glow in the Dark Skull Pacifier should help clarify. Designed for the infant, or random adult, that needs more than just an everyday pacifier, this bad boy pacifier glows in the […]

Maybe you want to remind yourself that you have a child. Maybe you want to drop the hint to others that you are expecting a baby. Whatever the reason you choose this bottle opener, you will be opening bottles in style. The Pacifier Bottle Opener […]

If you’re a big baby at heart, then maybe you should be seen wearing the Limited Edition Evian Baby T-Shirt. Babies are so money. That’s why they are featured in all kinds of ads. Of course we all remember the delightful Evian rollerbaby ad, as […]

If you are a fan of four-twenty and you are looking for a little memento for your private office, a poster/book cover, or even a t-shirt embracing the day, checkout these catchy items featuring Marijuana! Hey, At Least It’s Not Crack! logo. Everyone knows crack […]

While wooden baby blocks in English used to be the standard baby toy, today’s babies need to get with the game and pick up a foreign language or two to compete in this dog-eat-dog world. Geeky babies will get a head start in training for their future survival […]

At GeekAlerts we like to pat our own back. It feels good, and for us it’s considered exercise. Heck, we’d toot our own horn…if we could reach. So naturally we want to celebrate when we hit a milestone like 5,000 Facebook fans less than a […]

This Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain Quiet Play Arts Kai Action Figure is based on the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain video game, featuring the sniper known as Quiet! Quiet features additional points of articulation, allowing for smooth movement at the […]

Perpetual motion machines are cool, even if they don’t run forever. This Solarbotics Perpetual Motion Marble Kit will be fun to see in action. This solar powered machine moves marbles with solar power and it won’t stop unless it gets dark. You put it together […]

Well, they finally did it. Congratulations, Facebook, for changing our lives and for going public. More than making us realize we each have hundreds of friends we didn’t know we had, Facebook has also prompted the creation of new social media merchandise. On GeekAlerts, we’ve enjoyed giving […]

If you know parents who can’t prioritize between picking up their iPhones or their crying baby, maybe the only solution is to disguise the baby as an iPhone with the iPhone Baby Onesie. Gootchie-gootchie-goo! Pressing app buttons has never been so much fun. When wearing this hip get-up, baby will […]