Krampus Film Sweater

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those cold, […]

Forget about plain old boring peppermint flavored candy canes this Christmas. Instead, pick up some Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Candy Canes, and enjoy classic cinnamon roll flavor. I haven’t tried these yet, but the Amazon.com customer reviews rave: “These are delicious!” “Yummy low fat cinnamon roll” […]

‘Tis the Season for ugly Christmas sweaters. Even if you don’t like wearing sweaters, you can fit right in with your dorky relatives this holiday season with these Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirts. Imagine the fun of fooling your family and friends into thinking you’re wearing […]

Christmas is coming. Make sure you are ready by picking up a box of these Bacon Candy Canes to hang on the tree next to your Bacon Christmas Ornament. They look just like regular candy canes with the traditional red and white stripes, but instead […]

Unless you really like peppermint, candy canes can be pretty boring. Sure, there are flavors like Bacon and Pickle available now, which are fun for us geeks, but they aren’t the type of thing you want to snack on frequently. However, these Jelly Belly Candy […]

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and […]

Peppermint candy canes – as good as they are, they lose their flair pretty quickly. But what about Candy Cane-Flavored Pop Rocks? Santa will score major points when he puts Candy Cane Pop Rocks in kids’ stockings. Besides tasting minty fresh, Pop Rocks make fun crackly […]

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. […]

It’s not every day that a tasty thing like a candy cane merges with something much less tasty, but just as awesome, like a zombie. But that’s the case with this handcrafted Zombie Candy Cane Christmas Ornament. Designed by the creative team that brought us […]

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just in case you don’t have one; but for those of you that like to squeak by on the bare minimum, this He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux […]

Tired of the cool peppermint taste of candy canes? Try something hot. These Sriracha Candy Canes will clear your sinuses and raise the temperature. You get 12 super-hot, individually wrapped candy canes. It’s the perfect way to spice up your holidays. If you like it […]