Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka.

The ‘instant regret’ part of this devilishly spicy candy bar has nothing to do with the calories and everything to do with the 6.4 million Scoville chilli that are mixed in with the chocolate. Just in case you’re not hip with all the Scoville lingo, it might be easier to imagine eating the sun. Yeah! It’s that hot. Possibly hotter.

Instant Regret Chocolate Bars

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

  • HONESTLY, THIS REALLY IS HOTTER THAN WE EXPECTED. IT’S REALLY, REALLY HOT.
  • CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly.
  • CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling.
  • CAUTION: This bar has been made in a factory that regularly uses tree nuts and peanuts, although that’ll be the least of your worries once you try some.
  • DO NOT Eat more than a single piece until you have tested your tolerance.
  • DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don’t like them.
  • DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery… or any machinery.
  • DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food.
  • DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances.
  • DO NOT Place on sensitive areas of unsuspecting people’s bodies.
  • Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16… or over 16 for that matter.
  • Infused with 6.4 million Scoville chilli
  • Delicious milk chocolate
  • Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, 6.4 million SHU chilli extract, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla).
  • Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 33% min, milk solids 22% min.
  • Contains Milk and Soya
  • Measures approximately 8cm(W) x 1.5cm(D) x 16.5cm(H)
  • Weighs approximately 100g

This stuff is so hot that it even goes beyond the realm of food jokes, even cruel jokes intended for people you don’t like. Basically, don’t eat this stuff unless you’re a real glutton for punishment or just suddenly wake up one day and decide you want to remove your tongue.

If you’re brave enough, you can get the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar for $11.29 at Firebox.com.

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Marty Shaw is a Texas-based writer, who is addicted to geeky gadgets and all things Doctor Who-related. When he's not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

One Response to “Instant Regret Chocolate Bar”

  1. I’ve been dying to get my hands on some of this, the only problem is that I live in the U.S. And Firebox only ships to EU. Anyone know anywhere I could order this from to get it to the U.S.?

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