I’m a Man Beard
Beards have been known to change people completely. Look at how that bushy beard transformed Joaquin Phoenix into a major punk when he was a guest on Letterman a couple years ago. If you’re looking for a drastic change, maybe the I’m a Man Beard is the one to try on.
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. -William Shakespeare
This is a brown crocheted beard. This beard fits a large range of sizes from toddler to large adult. It ties at the back with a braided strap. Yarn is soft and comfortable. Not at all itchy.
This one is already made and ships immediately.
What would Blackbeard have amounted to without his beard? What would Abraham Lincoln have done without his? The American penny wouldn’t look the same at all. How bout Snoop Dogg? ZZ Top? The grunge revolution? Richard Branson? Spielberg, George Lucas and Obi Wan? That dude in the Dos Equis commercial? Zach Galifianakis in the Hangover?
We’ve given a lot of attention to mustaches lately. There’s practically a whole industry developed on their behalf. Remember our previous posts on Moustache Peppermints, Soaps, Plushes, and Glow Shapes? But it won’t be long before the beard gets its big break, just you wait.
The I’m a Man Beard is available through Etsy.com for $19 US.