Hobbit Schedule T-Shirt

Hobbit Schedule T-Shirt

As the Hobbit Schedule T-Shirt proves, Hobbits are in no danger of ever going hungry but I’m not sure how healthy this diet is for a group of people that are only about three feet tall.

The Hobbits of Middle-Earth have to be a doctor’s nightmare. They rarely leave the Shire, enjoy sitting around and partying, always seems to be puffing on a pipe, and they eat on a schedule that would bring most humans to their knees… although I wouldn’t mind giving it a try. However, after eating the seven meals of the day, I’d probably have to go up a size or two on the shirt.

Want to give the Hobbit diet a try? Make sure you always have the menu with you. The Hobbit Schedule T-Shirt is available for $31.99 at Skreened.

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Marty Shaw

About Marty Shaw

Marty Shaw is a Texas-based writer, who is addicted to geeky gadgets and all things Doctor Who-related. When he's not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

One Response to “Hobbit Schedule T-Shirt”

  1. What about Tiffin? You can’t forget Tiffin!

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