Grow A Geek
Normally if you want to grow a geek, you just have a child and teach him all of the geeky stuff that he or she should know. Thankfully, now it is much easier with this Grow A Geek figure. It’s less messy too, with no crying kids hogging the remote.
You see the geek in the image? Just add water. He will grow to 600% of the original size and within 72 hours he will fully expand. We can’t even do this with clones yet, so if you want to grow a geek just like yourself, here is your chance.