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If you don’t have the genes for it, then you’ll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard. But fret not, because in this day and age there are all sorts of fake, but real-looking, stuff that you can put on and most […]

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield […]

I have this adorable little nephew who just can’t wait to grow up to be “just like his dad,” and that’s in his very own words. I’m not sure if he meant it personality wise though; because the next thing I knew, he was scrambling […]

Unleash your inner feline femme fatale with the Batman Catwoman Sun-Staches, perfectly balancing stylish shades with DC Comics’ sexy cat burglar. Even when she’s not prowling around in her eye-catching costume, Selina Kyle likes to keep in touch with her fondness for felines. Be like […]

That annoying daily ritual of shaving is about to get a little more satisfying…The J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream is a bacon lover’s dream. This luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream can be used on all skin types and features rich moisturizers and essential oils to ensure a […]

If you fancy yourself as a dwarf from the Lord of the Rings trilogy or you just love wearing unique attire, this Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm is sure to earn you a few satisfying looks when you put it on. Made from 100% […]

We at GeekAlerts love bearded hats and we’ve shown you some really cool ones in the past: Cthulhu Ski Mask, Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm, Neff Lumberjack Beard Hat and The Original Beard Hat. All of them are fun; but none of them offer […]

Here are some awesome fake dentures that will make you look like a dweeb, a vampire, an old man, a supermodel, and all sorts of creepy. The Gnarly Teeth Fake Dentures will transform your plain and normal look to something that still looks like you, […]

If you loved The Original Beard Hat then meet its first cousin once removed, the Neff Lumberjack Knit Hat with Removable Beard. This facial contraption gives macho beaus a more defined, angular chin compared to the Original Beard Hat, which has more of a rounded beard. Wearing a […]

Beards have been known to change people completely. Look at how that bushy beard transformed Joaquin Phoenix into a major punk when he was a guest on Letterman a couple years ago. If you’re looking for a drastic change, maybe the I’m a Man Beard is the one to try […]

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take […]

Stressed and faced with a lot of crap at the office? Then take it out on the crap itself through the Fake Poop Stress Toy. Your colleagues might probably think you’ve gone bonkers and lost all sense of hygiene when they see you squeezing the […]