Giant Swiss Army Knife
Minimalism is out. At least when looking at the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife ($1005) – not even the price tag comes close to being minimalistic.
This baby is packed with 85 fully functional implements and is said to have over 100 functions. How they managed to get it all in there? Well, the knife is measuring almost 9 inches in width.
Features:
- 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade
- Nail file, nail cleaner
- Corkscrew
- Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit adapter
- 2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife
- Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
- Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
- Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
- Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
- Removable 10mm hexagonal key
- Patented locking philips head screwdriverUniversal wrench
- 2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
- 1.65″ Clip point utility blade
- Philips head screwdriver
- 2.5″ Clip point blade
- Golf club face cleaner
- 2.4″ Round tip blade
- Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
- Golf shoe spike wrench
- Golf divot repair tool
- 4mm allen wrench2.5″ blade
- Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
- Double-cut wood saw
- Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
- 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
- Watch caseback opening tool
- Snap shackle
- Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
- Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
- Telescopic pointerFish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
- Shortix laboratory key
- Micro tool holder
- Micro tool adapter
- Micro scraper – straight
- Micro scraper – curved
- Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
- Metal saw, metal file
- Flashlight
- Micro tool holderPhilips head screwdriver 1.5mm
- Screwdriver 1.2mm
- Screwdriver .8mm
- Fine fork for watch spring bars
- Reamer
- Pin punch 1.2mm
- Pin punch .8mm
- Round needle file
- Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
- Removable tool holder
- Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
- Flat philips head screwdriver
- Chisel-point reamerMineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
- Extension tool
- Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
- Removable screwdriver bit holder
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
- Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
- Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
- Magnetized recessed bit holder
- Tire tread gauge
- Fiber optic tool holderCan opener
- Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
- Reamer/awl
- Toothpick
- Tweezers
- Key ring
Reader comment: Justin says,
If anyone’s interested, here is a place to get one in the US.
Etiketter: flashlight, knife, laser, ruler, scissors, switzerland.
Published by Robert Birming on the 10th of July 2007 in Gadgets.
19 comments for “Giant Swiss Army Knife” »
10 July 2007 at 12:35 pm
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10 July 2007 at 2:46 pm
If anyone’s interested, here is a place to get one in the US.
http://www.roundtablegifts.com/mow16999.html
10 July 2007 at 3:15 pm
Thank you Justin! Entry updated.
11 July 2007 at 1:32 pm
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29 July 2007 at 1:55 pm
That is cool. Swiss made products are always very innovative and high quality. While that may not be very useful, Swiss Army knives, Swiss Watches, Swiss Multi-tools, Swiss Pens, and so on can be found at http://www.swissgadgets.com
3 August 2007 at 6:14 am
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2 April 2008 at 4:07 am
This is one ludicrous swiss army knife, where would you actually keep it.
Great gadget though.
Regards.
3 April 2008 at 8:54 am
That’s the question…but it sure looks cool. :)
Thanks for stopping by Jsanderz!
13 August 2008 at 9:57 pm
Wow. That is a useless tool.
13 August 2008 at 9:58 pm
This is what stupid people with disposable income spend their money on. This should be a best seller in america!
13 August 2008 at 10:00 pm
If Jesus believed in owning knives, He’d have about twelve of these.
16 October 2008 at 8:41 pm
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11 November 2008 at 7:03 am
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11 November 2008 at 12:07 pm
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14 February 2009 at 11:04 pm
Wow ! Very impressive. But I’m not sure you can work with it in an effective way. But still…. nice piece of collection
11 June 2009 at 1:30 pm
Perhaps it could be more usefull if sections detached from the whole. Jesus uses a sword, not a pocket knife.
13 August 2009 at 1:36 am
What, no USB pendrive? Piece of shit!
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