You might have already crossed off “wrinkly chin” from your list after you got the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise Machine, but for the rest of your face, the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece has got you covered. That is, if it can really deliver on all of the claims that it makes.
The Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece looks like a puffed-up, giant pair of lips. Just put it in your mouth and make mouth movements at least three minutes every day. It’s actually recommended that you form vowel sounds to maximize the number of muscles that you can work out with this thing on.
Who knows? It might actually work, and you might see an improvement in the overall shape of your face and a reduction in the number of wrinkles around your eyes.
Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece
- Materials: silicone rubber
- Size: around 7 x 7.2 x 4.75cm (2.8 x 2.8 x 1.9″)
- Color: red (color may vary slightly from that shown in images)
The Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece is available from the Japan Trend Shop for $83.
This item on Amazon does the same thing for like thirty bucks less and looks slightly less ridiculous.
http://www.amazon.com/Facial-Flex-URSPACK2-Facial-Excercise-System/dp/B0000YV83O/
ribbed for my pleasure?
This works even better, if the price increase doesn’t put you off. That being said, I seriously hope you appreciate the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpeice as much as I do.
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-girls-jenna-haze-mouth/dp/B006W015H4/
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This Exercise Mouthpiece is weird and creepy to begin with, but you and nope raised the weird factor immensely. Even more strange is that when I followed the Amazon link, in the related items was a Zombie Fleshlight. WTF?
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is it me or does it look like a blow up doll mouth?