Emoticon Poo Mug

If card games are your thing, then I have no doubt that you’ll enjoy this Poo Card Game a lot. It’s a game that’s filled with poo, monkeys, and action. So if you have some long road trip planned anytime soon, then this is the game […]

Have you looked inside your bathroom lately? Emergency Toilet Paper in place? Check. The Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper still in stock to prevent boring Number 2 times? Check. So now it’s time to tackle something more serious than bathroom entertainment: the smell. So what’s […]

Poo probably isn’t the first thing you think of when you’re reaching for something to write a note on, but Elephant Poo Paper proves that poo is useful for a lot more than just burning in a brown bag on your neighbor’s porch. Of course, […]

I love my dog, but his poop? Not so much. I’d like to think that I’ve trained my dog pretty well, but he still has some accidents once in a while. On a not-so-good day, he pooped on my neighbor’s front lawn, so I had […]

Say hello to my little friends. No, I’m not talking about Tony Montana’s M16 assault rifle and M203 grenade launcher from “Scarface.” These friends are the lovable little duo that you see almost every day… although in slightly less cuddly form. Say hello to Pee […]

Stressed and faced with a lot of crap at the office? Then take it out on the crap itself through the Fake Poop Stress Toy. Your colleagues might probably think you’ve gone bonkers and lost all sense of hygiene when they see you squeezing the […]

If you are tired of the Batman Light-Up T-Shirt that we covered here at GeekAlerts last year, here is something new to light up the day for you and the people around you.

By now we should have droids bringing us our own coffee, but since we don’t, here’s the next best thing. The R2-D2 Coffee Mug. If you can’t have a droid of your own, at least you can drink from one. R2-D2. You know him and […]

Unicorns might be mythical and magical but they still have to go #2 every now and then, and that magical moment has been captured with Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum. There are all kinds of poop-themed goodies out there, like the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser […]

Unicorns are magical, colorful, glittery, mythical creatures. They are so magical and awesome that they poop rainbows. Now you can get a piece of the action with this Unicorn Poop Soap. This unicorn poop smells amazing too thanks to vegan-friendly oils. It is magical and […]

Imagine seeing a long piece of poop on your kitchen or bathroom sink. Also, imagine the accompanying scream that such sight will illicit because the Poop Soap doesn’t paint a pretty sight. In fact, it’s downright disgusting and I have no idea who would want […]

Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let others enter after you and pass out. That’s not good. Use this Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. You won’t have to be embarrassed by […]