Emergency Meow Button

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there’s the Emergency Yodel Button. But if you’re in an environment where loud sounds, specifically loud yodels, are banned, then you might want to get the more personal Emergency Affirmation Button.

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

In times of great stress, some people cry or throw tantrums. Others may crack under pressure or simply just give up. When you’re supervising a bunch of people in a highly stressful environment, you’ve got to take measures and think of things to keep your […]

For doing chores around the home, you’ve got the Kelvin 23 Super Tool. For everything else, you only need to turn to the Swiss Tech Bodyguard 7-in-1 Emergency Tool; it’s got you covered. I remember this kid back in class who we called the “boy […]

In times of crisis, there’s no time to spare. It’s best that you’re already prepared with all your supplies and emergency stuff so you can just grab everything and go. Once you’ve gotten all the equipment for the humans in place, it’s time to consider […]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

You’re tough, but you’re also sensitive, and you want a shirt that reveals both sides at once. The Who’s the Tough Guy Meow T-Shirt is exactly what you’re looking for. Most people don’t think cute and cuddly when they see a skull, but that’s because […]

Selina Kyle is feeling a little batty on the Meow at the Moon Catwoman T-Shirt as she prepares for her latest nocturnal conquest under the light of the full moon. Artists J.P. Perez and Barrett Biggers join forces to bring a cosmic Catwoman to Batman […]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and […]

Here’s another one of those novelty, but not-completely-useful, gadgets that I just want to get my hands on. I’m sure you don’t live in a cave and have watched some game shows that involved giving away some cash as the prize. Notice the “Cha-ching!” every […]

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could erase all of life’s mistakes, by pressing a reboot button? If only there was a magic button that would reboot whatever you wanted, so that you could have a do-over. Well, there isn’t, but with the Emergency Reboot […]