Emergency Chili Mac

If you had tons of extra cash, you’d probably have an iPhone 5. Yet just because you’re hanging on to your iPhone 4/4s for a while longer doesn’t mean you are stuck with the same old, same old. Refresh your phone with a new case […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

Yes, it’s another one of those food inspired storage devices, like last month’s bagel. This time it’s a 4GB USB drive that is designed to look like a red hot chili pepper.

For doing chores around the home, you’ve got the Kelvin 23 Super Tool. For everything else, you only need to turn to the Swiss Tech Bodyguard 7-in-1 Emergency Tool; it’s got you covered. I remember this kid back in class who we called the “boy […]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

In times of crisis, there’s no time to spare. It’s best that you’re already prepared with all your supplies and emergency stuff so you can just grab everything and go. Once you’ve gotten all the equipment for the humans in place, it’s time to consider […]

There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to try to help us get through these rough and tough times. Running low on cash? Give yourself the allusion of cashing in with Kaching Button. […]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there’s the Emergency Yodel Button. But if you’re in an environment where loud sounds, specifically loud yodels, are banned, then you might want to get the more personal Emergency Affirmation Button.

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and […]

There are certain times in the day where humans are prone to snacking. During these brief periods, it always helps to have some healthy and low-calorie treats hanging around because we all know that excessive snacking can lead to obesity. For obvious reasons, the perfect […]

You never know when an accident or natural disaster may occur and something as simple as this $10 Vehicle Emergency Escape Tool could save your life. Much like the Handy Home Rescue Multi-Tool GeekAlerts showed you in the past, this emergency escape tool can be […]