Dragon Age Origins Grey Warden Render Sword Letter Opener

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

The Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will open your mail with the power of Nintendo. It is perfect for fans of Legend of Zelda who need a weapon to open their snail mail. It makes a great gift for Nintendo fans. Legend of […]

Masters of the Universe fans no longer need to open their letters like a mere mortal. And why would they when they can use this Masters of the Universe Power Sword Letter Opener? It will make you feel powerful as you open your mail with […]

Get ready to get down-and-dirty in the mean streets of Gotham City with the Batman: Arkham Origins Collector’s Edition, and find out what it was like to be Batman in the early days of his crime-fighting career. Arkham Origins takes place several years before Arkham […]

The power of bacon helps us overcome many obstacles, but one you may not have realized is that bacon gives us the strength to efficiently open envelopes. Introducing the handcrafted Bacon Letter Opener. Ergonomically curved for a comfy fit in the hand, the bacon letter opener […]

Here there be dragons, and by ‘here,’ I mean your wrist because I’m talking about these cool-looking Dragon Bracelets. Decorate yourself with two styles of dragon, depending on the fire-breathing mood you’re in. The Turquoise Dragon has highly-detailed spiky horns, wings, and tiny scales all […]

This Dragon Ball Z 7pc Dragon Ball Set is a must for Dragonball Z fans. These awesome replicas of the Dragon Balls from the show and manga look amazing. They come in a box that is great for display. Display them proudly because you collected […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

We can’t all have a batcave, a batmobile and a butler named Alfred, but you can add some style to your desk with this Batman Begins Batman’s Ninja Sword Letter Opener with Stand. This stylish letter opener is based on designs from Christopher Nolan’s Batman […]

Hobbits get letters too. It’s not just humans. In fact Hobbits love a good letter. And when they get one they open it in style, with something like this Hobbit Desolation Of Smaug: Tauriel’s Dagger Letter Opener. That’s right. This is the Elven Dagger of […]