Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock

Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock

Are you trapped on an island with a smoke monster, some mysterious others and a hatch built for two? If so, you’ll want to get your hands on this Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock. it helps you tell the time between bouts of “ranching it up”, pining for Penny and writing on the wall with laundry detergent.

4 8 15 16 23 46. You know what to do. This alarm clock will go off only once every 24 hours. If you don’t get the numbers right before you see the hieroglyphs, God help you.

Product Features:

  • Two alarm settings: one-minute warning and electromagnetic cataclysm modes
  • (Okay, really, you can set it for your normal wake-up time.)
  • Requires 2 x AAA batteries
  • 23-year warranty, or until your house implodes
  • Walt, geodesic dome, and polar bear not included

This is the best clock ever and it is only $49.99 from Thinkgeek. Too bad it doesn’t really exist. Happy April Fools day!  Did we fool you?

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Conner Flynn

About Conner Flynn

Conner has been blogging for major internet publications since 2007, has authored several Sci-Fi novels and short stories and loves geek/tech toys. His latest project is a new geek toy store over at botropolis.ecrater.com where he hopes to make many geeks happy by making sure they stay young.

2 Responses to “Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock”

  1. Seriously, I get so sad when I see this EVERY YEAR. I want it to be real. Now. Make it happen.

  2. I was actually willing to pay that much for it as well! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

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