Cthulhu Mints

Cthulhu Mints

I don’t know what Cthulhu’s breath smells like, but it can’t be very good. If these Cthulhu Mints are good enough for him, I really hope they’re strong enough to freshen your breath. (Or at least that’s what you’ll say when you offer your friends a mint.) Each of these collectible tins includes 100 breath mints.

Is your breath so horrific it’d wake Cthulhu himself? Got a H.P. Lovecraft fan with breath so horrific it’s like from something dead but dreaming?

Don’t anger the Great Old Ones – send halitosis to hell with these Cthulhu breath mints. Ah, horror has never tasted so good!

Cthulhu Mints are on sale for $2.95 a tin at Neatoshop.

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James has always been fascinated by design, architecture, and technology, and he brings his passion for computers and gadgets to his reporting for Geek Alerts. When he's not working or browsing the Internet, James enjoys movies, video games, and nightlife.

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