Crayons are everyone’s favorite waxy coloring utensil, and are the favorite illicit snack of all misbehaving children. (The crayon was there, and then it wasn’t. It went down the hatch like a glop of frosting!) These Crayon Rings from Kikkerland bring even more fun to the crayon world by giving kids a whole new way to color. Instead of those boring cylindrical crayons, which are only good for snapping in half, the Crayon Rings are great for practicing those brass knuckles skills. Tape a piece of paper up to a wall, and let the little cretin’s fists of fury make a work of wonder! *Punches the wall and breaks a finger*
If you have intellectual, less violent children, the Crayon Rings are also good for that boring coloring that doesn’t involve serious injuries and reenactments of Street Fighter scenes. These geeky products are also great in terms of style – there’s no need to actually color with them. They come in orange, purple, green, blue, yellow, and red, which is a wide enough range of colors for any kid. If you’re looking for more colorful items, check out the Color Changing LED Bulb and the Multi Color Wall Clock.
- Brightly colored crayon rings
- Set of 6
- Made of paraffin wax
- Choking hazard, small parts
- Rings measure 1 x 1.25 x 0.5-inches
Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that focuses on geeky products and the imminent threat of zombie hordes. Also, bacon.