Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Often we hear of men who want to be able to exert more control over their domineering women. Remember that drama-comedy movie that starred Adam Sandler entitled “Click”? He didn’t have a controller that could manipulate his wife’s actions, but he did have a remote control on life. Using that controller didn’t pan out very well for him in that movie, and we’re sure he wishes he was handed the Control Your Woman Remote Controller instead.

These type of things can only be found in your dreams, and it might only be in that realm where these would actually work. However, this remote controller would make a great gag gift, especially for your dad. Your old man can just pick up the remote and point it over to your mother when he feels like controlling her. Not!

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try and control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it’s a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don’t seem to work but get the most use!

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

  • No Batteries Required – Powered By Positive Thinking
  • Exert Absolute Control Over Subject
  • Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best

The Control Your Woman Remote Controller is available from Amazon.com from $3.87.  A bargain for a lot of laughs.  If you want to stick to basic controllers, checkout the NES USB Controller and Classic USB Joystick.

For ladies that need to control their man…there’s a controller for that as well.

6 Comments

  1. Great but I’m going to need the newer one with the + and – for the butt and the SAP button, because when my Hispanic wife see’s me trying to use this one I’m not going to get half of what she’s yelling at me.

  2. I find this extremely offensive and highly unnecessary. It only heightens the misogyny in our society and makes women look like they need to be controlled. Bad product and I hope this is taken down.

    • Sorry you find it offensive. Most of our readers find it funny….just to be fair, I added the Control Your Man Remote Controller. Misogyny meet Misandry 😉

      • Though misandry is also unacceptable, it is not an equivalent to the harm caused by misogyny. I hope you can reflect on what it says about you if your readers truly do enjoy this type of “humor.” I don’t mean that as an insult; I just want you to consider if this attitude is really something that you want to be known for.

    • I 100% agree. I’m really disappointed to see this being sold here. It is completely inappropriate on many levels: it doesn’t even fit in the “geek gadget” category; it is just blatant misogyny and perpetuates a hostile environment in geek culture (as evident by the responses to Jane). That this is carried at all shows phenomenally poor judgement.

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