Cell Lock-Up

Cell Lock-Up

Stop in the name of the law!!! You’re under arrest for the crime of inciting unproductive behavior. A little time in the Cell Lock-Up will help you resist the siren call of Twitter, Facebook, and all those other dastardly time-sucks.

It’s okay because I understand. We’ve all taken a short break from work to see what’s happening in the online world… and then two hours later, we still don’t have any work done. Fortunately, you no longer have to rely on your own willpower to ignore all those wonderful apps on your smartphone because you can put your devices on lockdown.

With a slamming cell door audio effect, you can lock up your phones for 15, 30, 45, or 60 minute sentences, and don’t get any funny ideas about slipping your phone out before the sentence is complete because an alarm will sound.

If, on the other hand, you’re able to stay strong for the duration, you’ll be rewarded with one of the following messages:

  • You Are Now Free To Phone
  • Justice is Served Power Up
  • It’s Time To Rejoin Digital Society

Whether you want to teach your kids a little discipline, or just test your own reserve, you can get the Cell Lock-Up for $19.80 at Amazon.com.

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