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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

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Serenity 1 400 Scale Desk Model

Serenity 1:400 Scale Desk Model

“Take my love, take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free. You can’t take the sky from me.” If you know that song then I don’t have to tell you how awesome a Firefly ship is. Now you can park one on your desk with this Serenity 1:400 [...]

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LEGO Star Wars TIE Fighter

LEGO Star Wars TIE Fighter

I’ve seen several versions of the LEGO Star Wars TIE Fighter, but this one looks the best. The detailing just seems extra accurate on this one. Get the kit and build it with all 413 pieces. You not only get this amazing LEGO Tie Fighter, but it also comes with four minifigures: a TIE Fighter [...]

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Happitaps iPhone Interactive Bear

Happitaps iPhone Interactive Bear

We already know that the iPhone can do just about anything and now it is about to become a cute a cuddly friend to your kids as well. Meet the Happitaps iPhone Interactive Bear. Just slide your iPhone or iPod Touch in and you have an instant furry companion. He will chat with you, sing, [...]

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LEGO Millennium Falcon Storage Case

LEGO Millennium Falcon Storage Case

So you or your child has a ton of LEGO pieces that could use a case. Makes sense as otherwise you are going to keep stepping on them and we all know how painful that can be. Well, you might want to consider this awesome LEGO Millennium Falcon Storage Case. It’s the perfect way to [...]

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What’s wrong with having a bunch of feline friends? Well, apparently several things because there’s a whole industry poking fun at these poor, lonely women. So far, GeekAlerts has featured Crazy Cat Lady Candy, Mini Milk [...]

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Geospace RC Gecko 2.0 Anti-Gravity Racer

Geospace R/C Gecko 2.0 Anti-Gravity Racer

One of the coolest gifts that you can give any kid is a car that zooms along the wall. Wait, what? That’s right, the Geospace R/C Gecko 2.0 Anti-Gravity Racer will climb the walls and probably have parents climbing the walls too. These remote-controlled race cars stick to ceilings or walls just like [...]

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Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter

Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter

You’ve heard of Putt Putt golf, but chances are you don’t know Butt Putt Golf. Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter combines two of your favorite things. Golfing and farting. If that isn’t enough to entice you I don’t know what is. It’s an honest to god farting practicing [...]

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Doctor Who K-9 Bobble Head

Doctor Who K-9 Bobble Head

One of the coolest characters from classic Doctor Who is not one of the Doctors at all, but K-9, the fourth Doctor’s robot dog companion. And there isn’t nearly enough merchandise based on him. That’s why I love this Doctor Who K-9 Bobble Head. K-9 is one of the cutest robots ever and [...]

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Shark Electronic Pet in Glass Bowl

Shark Electronic Pet in Glass Bowl

At one time or another most of us have dreamed about having a pet shark. The problem is that sharks are huge. They don’t fit in tiny little goldfish bowls. Plus, sharks eat people. Well, now you can have your own pet shark thanks to this Shark Electronic Pet in Glass Bowl. He won’t try [...]

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Nikko VaporizR Amphibious RC Car

Nikko VaporizR Amphibious R/C Car

If you’re looking for a remote control car that is capable of doing some serious off-roading, look no further than the Nikki VaporizR Amphibious R/C Car. As much as we geeks think we need 4 x 4 trucks or SUVs, the truth is we don’t really need them all too often in real life. But true 4 [...]

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Domo Green Dino Plush

Domo Green Dino Plush

Domo is turning out to be quite the party machine. We’ve seen him in his Pink Domo outfit, which was perfect for Valentine’s Day and possibly an Easter surprise and now we get to see him doing his best Godzilla impersonation with the Domo Green Dino Plush. Don’t be fooled, this 7 inch [...]

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Mario & Yoshi vs Stone Bowser Set

K’Nex Mario & Yoshi vs. Stone Bowser Building Set

Mario and his comrades are always up against a posse of evil forces spawned from Bowser, and what’s worse is that they’re always racing against the clock of death. The K’Nex Mario & Yoshi vs. Stone Bowser Building Set lets your relive the action of Mario Kart video games for the [...]

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Last Night on Earth Zombie Board Game

Last Night on Earth Zombie Board Game

If you are looking to take a break from your Zombie Books and you need a new game to complement your Oh No…Zombies Board Game, the Last Night on Earth Zombie Board Game should do nicely. This board game pits human survivors against the zombies and you can choose to play as either side. With [...]

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Star Wars Folded Flyers Paper Airplanes

Star Wars Folded Flyers Paper Airplanes

Making paper airplanes is a fun kid activity, but the problem is that they all look the same. They are just boring bits of folded paper that only vaguely resemble planes from Earth. It’s time to jazz up the whole paper airplane thing with Star Wars Folded Flyers Paper Airplanes. They are paper [...]

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